Answer and Question

[GrimTuesday]

Q: what is the most notetorius rapist in the pokemon world

A: Its running down my leg

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Q: Have you seen my Spider?

A: Because the Tree was on fire

 

[GrimTuesday]

Q: why did you have a six way tickle fight

A: cause its hammer time

 

[Sporky111]

Q: Why can I never tell what time it is on a clock?

A: It's contagious.

 

[GrimTuesday]

Q: whats the big deal with the newest type of cancer?

A: the little bastard shot me in the ass

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Q: Why is that kid laughing?

A: Because the Leprechaun told me so

 

[Sporky111]

Q: Why would you drink a pint of beer, run into the street, take your shirt off and dance a jig?

A: I was hungry for hands.

 

[Toriver]

Q: Why are you knawing on your own finger?
A: I had to pick up the order for take-out.

EDIT: leprechaun question ninja'd

 

[GrimTuesday]

Q: why are you covered with blood

A: because you smell like feces

 

[Someguynamedryan]

Q: Why did Sally vomit on me?

A: The coke and mentos effect

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Q: What would you say to confuse me?

A: Zoidberg and Ninjas

 

[Toriver]

Q: How did Professor Farnsworth finally kick the bucket?

A: (to continue with the Futurama) The killbots had a kill limit, and I threw wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their kill limit and shut down.

 

[Sporky111]

Q: How did you use killbots to prove you're a dick?

A: It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Q: What item of clothing weren't you wearing when you went out yesterday?

A: A Flag.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Q: Why do Texans seem to be so hot-blooded?

A: That is sooo cuuuteee!