Answer everything with a question

[FPLOON]

He still exist???

 

[Wary Wolf]

Didn't you know he is the father of Garrett?

 

[FPLOON]

Who's Garrett? The salad?

 

[UltraDeth]

With tomatoes and cucumber?

 

[Barbas]

Balsamic or vinaigrette?

 

[Simone of Epica]

On which shelf?

 

[Wary Wolf]

Third down from the top and... WHY IS THERE A RABID POLAR BEAR IN MY PANTRY?!?

 

[Simone of Epica]

Is that a polar bear plushie with whipped cream on its mouth?

 

[Wary Wolf]

Or is it a koala covered in coke and having an amphetamine induced seizure?

 

[Simone of Epica]

Should we call an ambulance?

 

[Wary Wolf]

Wouldn't it be better to call the Ice-Cream van, because at least that way we all can have frozen dairy treats?

 

[Simone of Epica]

Don't you have a healthy fear of serial killers driving ice cream vans?

 

[Wary Wolf]

Didn't you know that a serial killer who drives an ice-cream van can be killed guilt free in um... "self defense" and then FREE ICE-CREAM FOR EVERYONE?

 

[UltraDeth]

Does this also apply to fast food chains?

 

[Gethsemani_v1legacy]

What doesn't apply t fast food chains?

 

[Barbas]

I am wondering: why are you here?

 

[Cooky Wooky]

Why are any of us here?

 

[Barbas]

Drugs and alcohol?

 

[Wary Wolf]

Orally, rectally, or intravenously?

 

[Cooky Wooky]

Is all three at once too much?