Answer everything with a question

[FPLOON]

Like El Rey de Chocolate?

 

[Barbas]

Errr, what?

 

[UltraDeth]

How, who, where?

 

[Barbas]

Jim?

 

[UltraDeth]

Is Terry there?

 

[Barbas]

Would I be correct in presuming that I am addressing the Dave of the household?

 

[UltraDeth]

Are you looking for Mr Alan Smithee?

 

[Barbas]

'SMITHEEEEEEEEEE'?????

 

[FPLOON]

The dude from Accounting?

 

[Barbas]

Are you sure that's not Human Resources you're thinking of?

 

[UltraDeth]

Isn't that illegal or am I thinking of something else?

 

[Barbas]

Are you a member of the Goof Troop?

 

[UltraDeth]

Do I look like a dog?

 

[Barbas]

Do you have any frogs?

 

[UltraDeth]

Is it Kermit?

 

[Barbas]

Do you smoke a pipe?

 

[UltraDeth]

Isn't that for plumbing?

 

[FPLOON]

Like the Mario Bros.?

 

[Barbas]

Are they Japanese?

 

[FPLOON]

Italian?