Answer everything with a question

[FPLOON]

Is this a trick question?

 

[Barbas]

Are you having me on, sunshine?

 

[FPLOON]

How stable's your feet, twinkle toes?

 

[Barbas]

Do I need an adult right now?

 

[UltraDeth]

Are you not an adult?

 

[Barbas]

Are you crazy for Cracko Puffs?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

The clue is in the name, isn't it?

 

[Barbas]

Might be, are you a cop?

 

[UltraDeth]

Will you give up, peacefully?

 

[Groxnax]

Is that the BFG-9000?

 

[FPLOON]

Who else is asking?

 

[Barbas]

Are you sure it's not a plasma rifle?

 

[EilaliE]

What makes you doubt?

 

[Wary Wolf]

Is not to doubt in our very nature?

 

[Barbas]

Do you know what you ask, human?

 

[FPLOON]

Do you dare try me?

 

[Barbas]

Do you dare order fries with that?

 

[UltraDeth]

Have you any pickled eggs?

 

[Barbas]

Have you no taste, man?!

 

[FPLOON]

Did he lose his taste buds?