Answer this question, Who am I? "I am _____________."

[CaptainMarvelous]

I am the night

 

[Sacman]

I am a song!
...


Sorry...<.<

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I am bored.

 

[SweetLemonTea]

I am simply what you make off me.

Also I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side

I'm the fear that keeps you waked
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
And extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start

(Also sorry for cheating)

 

[Pikey Mikey]

I am a Swede who is probably mentally insane (or I just have a really good imagination, good for entertaining people ^^).

 

[OvBr]

I am a shadow... The true self...

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I am approximately 95% content...
And I am working hard at the final 5%!

 

[Strazdas]

This is SPARTA.
oh wait, wrong one.

I am an asshole.

This is all, move along.

I am approximately 95% content...
And I am working hard at the final 5%!

Per sturgeon law, you are pure crap.

 

[Andy Shandy]

I am awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. Am I a bird? No, I'm a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman

I am the passenger. And I ride, and I ride.

[sub] La la la la la-la-la la [/sub]

 

[Specimen-X]

No one's done this yet?
Hi I'm a Mac.

 

[UniversalRonin]

Another one that someone has to do;

Who am I, Who am I? two, four, six, ohhhhhhhhhhhh, OOOONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 

[Something Amyss]

"I am just a face lost in the crowd
I am among the ones who are not proud
Single me out, I do not want to be
Call me Legion--for I am many.

Just look around, what do you see?
So many people, trying to be
Clever ways of fooling ourselves with our
Candy-coated tortoise shells

I am no-one, I am no-one, I am no-one, I am no-one."

Actually, I am quite silly.

 

[Xaio30]

I am indifferent.


I'll be going now.

 

[Subbies]

I'm surprised no one said

 

[Teoes]

I am your God now.

See also:

I am the God of Hellfire - and I bring you..

 

[Bocaj2000]

I need to do an assignment for Intro Sociology. It is very simple, I just need atleast 20 people to finish this statement:

"I am ________________________."

Edit: I realized that the assignment is for my answers, but this is entertaining to read anyway.

Who am I?

I am.

EDIT: For a non-philosophical answer, I'll say this:

I am an artist, a writer, a poet, and a friend.

 

[Quaxar]

I am... a long flat line apparently.

 

[hooblabla6262]

I am Sam.
Sam I am.

 

[ZexionSephiroth]

I am splintered.

I am the splinters.

I am the broken pieces of my soul that find their own expression.

I am the many beings that break off from my core, and form their own Persona.

I am unable to create a persona for myself without that mask being filled by a splinter.

But through it all...

I am all of me.

The Splinters, the Core, The Persona, and even the darker aspects. I am all of them.

But who am I really? I don't know!

 

[A Satanic Panda]

i r guy who gon t33ch u less0n