Answer this question, Who am I? "I am _____________."

[Blow_Pop]

Who am I?

I'm JEAN VALJEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPIos2mXbUE#t=2m4s]

Seriously, I don't think you're going to get many people who are going to identify themselves on the Internet. I've already been stalked by being careless about my personal information.

DAMN IT! I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT! FUCK!

I'm 24601?????(in the same vein at least)

I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
I am the one hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.
I am the clown with the tear-away face, here in a flash and gone without a trace.
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?", I am the wind blowing through your hair.
I am the shadow on a moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright.

I like you for posting that.


But seriously?

I am a contradiction.

 

[jdogtwodolla]

I am a Strong Independent Black Woman Who don't need no man!

Spoiler

 

[ClassWar]

Can't figure out, why nobody came up with this yet...

I'm your truth, telling lies
I'm your reason alibis
I'm inside, open your eyes
I'm you

Aside from that:
I am really confused about the idea behind that assignment...
What good could come from that?

 

[AperioContra]

What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn Batman!

Seriously:

I'm an unabashed nerd.

 

[Kyber]

I am the darkness of the void itself, a monument to silence and the last moment of existence.
My friend, I, am the end, of the world.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I am...

Spoiler

Iron man.

Spoiler

Evil, yes I am, I am man

Spoiler

The Law

Spoiler

Spartacus

Spoiler

The firestarter, the twisted firestarter.

Sorry.

 

[Longstreet]

Who am i, i am who.

First sentence that come to mind. Heard it somewhere before, just can't think of it where.

Otherwise.

I am who i am.

 

[Kinitawowi]

I am... the gin in the gin soaked boy.

Spoiler: And all of the included.

 

[Powereaver]

I am a mixed bag of emotions! no wait .. that makes me sound weird.. I am.. DIFFERENT! ... ahhh much better!

 

[MammothBlade]

I am the messiah of no-one, I am the pariah, and my own law.

 

[saintdane05]

I'm whoever you want me to be, baby. Just 15 an hour, and I'm all yours.

 

[COMaestro]

I am the night!

Since there's really no guidelines as to what is expected from me, I go with the above, or with I am sleepy. Because I am.

 

[Jedamethis]

I am very well thank you. And yourself?

 

[sky14kemea]

[HEADING=1]I'm Spartacus![/HEADING]​

There was never any other answer I could give.

I knew someone would beat me to it.

But I am Spartacus!

OT: If you want a real answer: I am complex.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Oh, my fellow nerds, I am so very disappointed.


Answer for reals?
I am a relatively ordered collection of atoms, the culmination of however many billion years of quantum-mechanical quirks, nuclear fusion, supernovae and evolution.
I am sitting on a planet orbiting just the right distance away from a star that is just the right size and temperature for this orbit.
I am just one possible outcome of so very many chance encounters and genes passed on by countless breeding partners, the likelihood of whose appearance occurring at all is so astronomically unlikely it would be considered to be impossible - and yet here I am.
I am spectacularly improbable. And that is freaking awesome.

 

[octafish]

[HEADING=1]I'm Spartacus![/HEADING]​

There was never any other answer I could give.

No! I'm Spartacus...and so is my wife!

 

[Thegreatone]

I am sexy .

 

[FrostyChick]

Spoiler: We all know who I am.

 

[Dangit2019]

I'm a new class of douchebag; one with sincerity.