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Pseudonym2

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Grapes of fucking Wrath.
I love that book.

I think John Steinbeck said it best. I think this is the original text, but I don't have the book on me

One man, one family driven from the land; this rusty car creaking along the highway to the west. I lost my land, a single tractor took my land. I am alone and I am bewildered. And in the night one family camps in a ditch and another family pulls in and the tents come out. The two men squat on their hams and the women and children listen. Here is the node, you who hate change and fear revolution. Keep these two squatting men apart; make them hate, fear, suspect each other. Here is the anlage of the thing you fear. This is the zygote. For here "I lost my land" is changed; a cell is split and from its splitting grows the thing you hate-"We lost *our* land." The danger is here, for two men are not as lonely and perplexed as one. And from this first "we" there grows a still more dangerous thing: "I have a little food" plus "I have none." If from this problem the sum is "We have a little food," the thing is on its way, the movement has direction. Only a little multiplication now, and this land, this tractor are ours. The two men squatting in a ditch, the little fire, the side-meat stewing in a single pot, the silent, stone-eyed women; behind, the children listening with their souls to words their minds do not understand. The night draws down. The baby has a cold. Here, take this blanket. It's wool. It was my mother's blanket-take it for the baby. This is the thing to bomb. This is the beginning-from "I" to "we."
 

ProfessorLayton

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Lord of the Flies. That is one of the most poorly written boring books I have ever read in my entire life. We had to read it for school and it was horrible. The characters were unrealistic and did the stupidest things, the situation itself was ridiculous. It just pissed me off more than it did entertain.
 

Typhusoid

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Avoid the Elements of Lore series. The characters are cut'n'paste chosen one,smart girl and slick teen archetypes. The plot is convoluted and boring and the mythology is largely irrelevant and annoying, and extremely inconsistent.
 

Whiskyjakk

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Where's all of this lord of the flies hatred coming from? Absolutely loved that book.

The main book I wish I hadn't read is 1984. While I can see that it is a great piece of world creation and says really deep things about living under totalitarianism the plot seemed to move at snail's pace. Detailed world creation = cool, but you also need developed characters and a bit of action so readers don't go to sleep.
 

Lord_Ascendant

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my brain sort of imploded when I tried to read anything by James Patterson. too many screwy twists and not enough plot. what the main character is a fish, but he's also a vegetable and is dead and it has something to do with raping a tree? *brain explodes*
 

atv_chic_18

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Twilight. Why? Because it sends subliminal messages to young teens. Haha, no for real, the books are horribly written. I agree with Stephen King on them. I couldn't get into Harry Potter for some reason but the writing was soo much better from Rowling compared to Meyer.

Twilight itself the first book I was able to tolerate up until we had vampires that sparkled. Okay I get it, the writer wanted to change the mythology up a little bit and explore that. But sparkling vampires? I'm sorry that was just hilarious. The fourth book was like she went online and found the worst possible fan fiction out there and combined it all together.

If you want a real vampire book, stay away from Twilight.