Any animal as a mount.

[childofbodom]

On land: Usain Bolt
In water: Michael Phelps
In air: Seagull

Any questions?!

 

[Terminate421]

I win, everything!!!

 

[Prof.Wood]

Cerberus
If I can get it's three heads to agree on a target then I will destroy it.
Also when not in use it's the worlds best guard dog.

 

[Kris015]

http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Kralkatorrik <- Beat THAT. I dare you.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

A giant wolf...

 

[Mordwyl]

Why have a mount when you can be the mount?

 

[icypain]

the land shark...

 

[Spy_Guy]

Well, having recently played FO:NV, I think that one of these may do the trick.

Or failing that, since it's a really horrible thing... *shivers*... maybe a boa constrictor, because they are really pretty.

Though, in the end, I'd go for a bengal tiger.

Spoiler: Kitten!

It's pretty, it's scary, it has dignity, and it is feline. What more could one want?

 

[Harlemura]

Turtle. One o' them giant ones.
I'd paint flames on his shell and call him Speedy McBadass.

We'd take forever to get anywhere, but it'd be worth it.

 

[Cybele]

I want a brown hyena!
That or a dragonfly or sparrow.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Jessica Alba...think about it.....

Thank you for this.

OT: I would have to go with a short-faced bear (revived, of course), that has been tamed to follow my commands as a horse would.

 

[Simmons 2.0]

dragon or wolf. both are awesome

 

[thephill]

http://www.artofobama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/obama-narwhal-550x409.jpg


this
now I WIN

 

[Macgyvercas]

Yup. I win.

Nope, sorry, but you don't.

Spoiler: I think this will do... Maybe get a flame-retardant suit first.

What? It's sort of animal-ish....

This guy does.

I'm sorry but nothing screams "badass" like riding a fucking Balrog.

 

[D34DW1NG]

http://www.vkblog.nl/static/pub/mm/tempest/95678/Image/axolotl.jpg

 

[Anchupom]

Spoiler: Epic picture of the Robot Unicorn

Yup. I win.

I concur.

My personal choice would be that, a rhino, Appa from Avatar the anime or a sea serpent. (conditions apply)

 

[krazyzebra]

Pff i would want a purple hippo that had a discoball on the end of its tail and could shoot a lazer out of its mouth that could defeat anything it touched(the lazer not the hippo itself).

 

[The Funslinger]

not the best book series, but the premise is still badass, a dragon from the eragon series. Giant fire-breathing flying mount of a colour of my choice, plus badass magical powers? yes please.

Or a wolf, scaled up to the size of a horse.

 

[stormcrow5]

Giant flying Squid, people just look to the sky and ........ what the hell

 

[Kakashi on crack]

A duck.

Think of the endlessly limited posibilities!!!