Any Game Where I Can Name Myself Or My Rival

[Tripodicus]

Is doomed, as immature as it may seem, the novelty of naming myself 'cuntychops' or something along those lines, will never cease.
For instance, Fallout 3, If you name the protagonist 'All Midgets'
And you come across a talon company merc, they drop a dossier entitled 'Kill All Midgets'
Or games such as Pokemon
Where I can cast out various S.T.I named Pokemon, 'Syphilis Used Bind!' Or 'Aids Used Curse' just fulfil my simple pleasures ^.^
Does anyone else do this or is it just me </3?

 

[Bernzz]

In Pokemon, the always good "Penis used Harden! Penis used String Shot!" for Metapod or Kakuna.

As you mentioned in Fallout 3, but you call yourself, Yourself. So they drop notes titled "Kill Yourself.", which amuses me.

And in old RPGs you name yourself "I say." Characters sound like Foghorn Leghorn.

 

[Tripodicus]

I'm Glad It's Not Just Me

 

[Soulgaunt]

As you mentioned in Fallout 3, but you call yourself, Yourself. So they drop notes titled "Kill Yourself.", which amuses me.

I want to do that now. Oh so badly.

OT: If playing L4D(2) on a friend's Xbox, I'll name myself "Hunter" for confusion.

 

[Mr.Black]

I played Ocarina of Time with Link named ******.

 

[Omikron009]

I usually give my characters strange made up names. The names of my 2 throwaway Mass Effect 2 characters that I created to test out various classes were named **** and Qunt. I gave them these names months apart without realizing how similar they were.

 

[Cody211282]

I'm one of those lame people who always use the default name or just put in my own.

 

[fenrizz]

In pokemon I go for Ash and Gary, as they are named in the series.

In Fallout 3 I went for Jurij.

I usually go for Fenriz or Jurij in games.

 

[minimacker]

Ahh, yes. Moustache Man VS. Muttonchop Guy

 

[Layz92]

In games like Fallout 3 I go with names I like. In games where your name turns up in text boxes I like names that are just strange. Like TheMeaningOfLife or something like that. Just so NPCs can say amusing things like "HEY I FOUND TheMeaningOfLife"

 

[DarthVanitas]

In Pokemon, the always good "Penis used Harden! Penis used String Shot!" for Metapod or Kakuna.

rofl. You just made my day bro. I think I'll go play some Pokemon now.

 

[captaincabbage]

In Pokemon, the always good "Penis used Harden! Penis used String Shot!" for Metapod or Kakuna.

As you mentioned in Fallout 3, but you call yourself, Yourself. So they drop notes titled "Kill Yourself.", which amuses me.

And in old RPGs you name yourself "I say." Characters sound like Foghorn Leghorn.

tsk, tsk, nah ya see it's too easy, because it's so obviously *sigh* dicks. I like to spice things up. try some euphemisms next time you catch a metapod, like meatandveg

Although I've taken to naming my new pokemon character 'Twattycake' ala Zero Punctuation.

 

[TG MLPDashie]

well i called my character Fagballs so people in the game where like, "i got you fagballs" then the other character went "bind them" which made me laugh like hell.

But other than that i got a MUK from Pokemon and called him Sloppyshit. But thats just me

 

[Billska]

But other than that i got a MUK from Pokemon and called him Sloppyshit. But thats just me

What does MUK spell backwards. xD

Pokemon is the best game for random names and stuff. So much variety.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I thinking its funny to just mix up the default names, or hill billy names. Oh my god, Bobby Jean just stabbed Sarah Beth!

Simple pleasures for simple minds ^_^

 

[Sketchy]

Renaming Metapod to Penis never stops being funny.

"PENIS used HARDEN!"

 

[Nalgas D. Lemur]

The one that comes to mind for me I think was Bahamut Lagoon. I named a female character "yo' *****" for some reason, not knowing that a little while later someone would ask about her and say, "Princess yo' *****, right?" Yup. She sure is.

The first time I played FF7 was pretty silly, too. I think the entire cast ended up with racist and/or misogynistic names, just to completely ruin any dramatic moments in the plot for entertainment value. It's pretty hard to take TurboSlut and TwatWench seriously.

Oh, and it was also good when my roommate named every single character in FF8 Seifer, so it was Seifer and his team of Seifers going after the evil Seifer. It was impossible to make sense out of any dialog.

 

[TG MLPDashie]

Oh, and it was also good when my roommate named every single character in FF8 Seifer, so it was Seifer and his team of Seifers going after the evil Seifer. It was impossible to make sense out of any dialog.

I DID THAT, on another game i named everyone the most generic name in the world, "Bob Jones". so the ending was when you die but it went like this...

"BOB, WE DID IT."

"BOB LOOK OUT" *platform breaks*

"BOB DON'T LET GO OF ME"

"you wont make it bob unless you let me go"

*cries* "hold on bob i can save you"

"YOU HAVE TO LET ME GO"

"no... don't make me" *gets stabbed and lets go*

"BOOOOOOBBBBBBBBB"

I didn't know weather to laugh, be puzzled, or cry, it was a mix of all 3. I was laughing while crying, oh... and i had no idea what the hell happened. i didn't even know who the main character was by the end. so i wasted 3 days of my life finishing a game that made no sense.

 

[brunothepig]

I played Ocarina of Time with Link named ******.

If you play through named "a slut" when you meet the Gordon chief's "son, hero of the Gordon's. He is a slut."
It's awesome.
Pokemon, always. If my rival gets to pick the starter that has an advantage over mine, I get to name him something stupid.