Any Last requests?

[Skuffyshootster]

I want to roll down Mt. Everest.

 

[Shoto Koto]

Bomb the Russians and crash into the sun

OT: Kiss the girl I love one last time

Because you're the boss, right?

 

[JanatUrlich]

Bomb the Russians and crash into the sun

NOW I'M DEAD.

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you, then?

Absolutely.

 

[Jedoro]

Bomb the Russians and crash into the sun

OT: Kiss the girl I love one last time

Because you're the boss, right?

Absolutely, I'm the boss.

Bomb the Russians and crash into the sun

NOW I'M DEAD.

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you, then?

Absolutely.

You chop your balls off and die?

 

[historybuff]

I suppose if something was going to kill me, I'd find the sexiest man I could and have amazing, kinky sex.

Then I'd request a plate of mashed potatoes and smoked sausage and a cup of coffee with those little hazelnut creamers.

 

[Joshimodo]

Be strapped to the most powerful nuclear weapon, get it mounted on an ICBM, and ask to be detonated just before I die of oxygen deprivation.

 

[El Poncho]

My Dying wish would be to take it one step further than that kid and have an orgy but if it's when i'm older it will be to raise a baby seal and make friends with it

 

[Cargando]

I've always wanted to see the Aurora Borealis before I die.

 

[Aunel]

join the army, and get hit by a friendly bullet/truck/airplane, and live to tell the tale.

 

[No One Jones]

Assisted suicide by being launched into the sun. Or off into space. In a space coffin. I don't want to be anyone or anythings fossil fuel.

 

[John Smyth]

Launch a Nuke to take everyone down with me.

Like this but with a heart rate monitor and a nuke. If my heart stops so does everyone else's.

 

[Jepix]

go skydiving and losing my virginity...at the same time.

Or I'd go skydiving without a parachute.
That would be the best way to die.

 

[Andalusa]

I would want to travel if it's a slow death.
See the world.

 

[hippykiller]

"Do it" with Megan Fox on the moon.

 

[Jambolaty]

i want to be set on fire naked on the back of a grizzly bear which is doing the can-can.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Yep. Skydiving coitus sans parachute seems like the best idea.
With a huge dosage morphine or something just before impact.

Although..What about the lady?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

A crate of Jack Daniels, I'll drink myself to death instead thank you. And Reel Big Fish are to play at my funeral, for the sheer out-of-placeness.