Anybody need to post a Shout Out?

[Wondermint13]

Any Escapists out there have a Shout-out?
We read them in Papers, Hear them on the Radio ect ect.
Classic Examples like
- To the guy who takes the No7 bus to Abbots every morning - Use some deodorant please!
- To my Science teacher at Burnt Mill School. - You're gorgeous!!
- To the woman who let her dog poop on my lawn - It's arriving in your post!

Y'never know.. That person might be an Escapist too Or the guy that camped you lastnight!

I got a couple to start.
To the Ukiranian guy in my Swedish class - Please stop talking to yourself when you are reading!
To Andy in London. You were an awsome host and a true pal! And I knew you put something in my roll-up that first night!

 

[BonsaiK]

привіт. I'll talk to myself when I read if I want to. And it's "Ukrainian".

(I'm not really that guy, but admit it, you were worried for a split second.)

 

[Ironrose]

To the fat guy at the gym, Stop watching my tits bounce!! I'm on a treadmill it's going to happen every day, surely the novelty should be gone by now.

To the pompous ass who rings into abc radio every morning at 9:40, stop telling the talkback guy the news reader is full of crap, no one agrees or cares.

 

[Distorted Stu]

To the guys who give me constant bad reviews and hate mail after a game of Black Ops. You're welcome, i find them funny as hell!

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

-To my neighbours: please stop shouting at each other and throwing expensive sounding glass stuff every day; our walls are thin and I don't want to have to explain a glass dish coming through the wall to my landlady

-To the asshole driving in a clio today RED LIGHT MEANS STOP! It does not mean veer around me when I'm stopped there into oncoming speeding traffic; you made at least 3 people brown their pants.

 

[manaman]

To the fat guy at the gym, Stop watching my tits bounce!! I'm on a treadmill it's going to happen every day, surely the novelty should be gone by now.

To a guy the novelty is never gone. Not that I am defending this guy as I am sure his leering is quite creepy, but you can't seriously expect a guy to get tired of that can you?

Shout outs huh? To my creepy neighbour, I know you are growing some plants in your garage, and if that fucking ass is in the road again I might just tell someone about them. I doubt hitting a donkey would be the highlight of anyone's day, so try to keep your fence in better shape.

 

[DefunctTheory]

To My Roommate,

Stop being a supremely creepy, disgusting, repulsive, boring, extremely creepy person.

Thanks.

 

[Penguinness]

To the guy in the room next to mine next door - Some people are good at guitar, some people just play 2 chords over and over and over on an accoustic. You are the latter.
To the guys next door - Honestly how the fuck do you set your fire alarm off twice a day?
To the man who lives next door to my girlfriend - I don't know what you do, but doing DIY past 11pm and whistling makes you a serial killer suspect.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

To the man who lives next door to my girlfriend - I don't know what you do, but doing DIY past 11pm and whistling makes you a serial killer suspect.

Whistling? The fiend!

Though you've reminded me of another one:

-To the garage up the road from me: you are not fooling anyone, you only open at odd hours of the night (1am-3am), don't actually have anything to sell and have a staff of heavily tattooed unwashed bikers. You might wanna sort that out before the police spot you are might be a chop shop.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

To Bethesda: please don't fck up Skyrim!

 

[Polaris19]

To you. Yeah you! I'm talking to you! You know what you did. Cut that out.

Seriously though...

To the guy who wrang me up yesterday at the store: Seriously man, your attitude sucks.

 

[similar.squirrel]

To me: Leave the house more often so you can find out what annoying things the populace is getting up to nowadays.

 

[Ironrose]

To the fat guy at the gym, Stop watching my tits bounce!! I'm on a treadmill it's going to happen every day, surely the novelty should be gone by now.

To a guy the novelty is never gone. Not that I am defending this guy as I am sure his leering is quite creepy, but you can't seriously expect a guy to get tired of that can you?

A little subtlety wouldn't go astray though :/

 

[Jezzascmezza]

To whoever decided life had to be so stressful- Damn you!

 

[Tonimata]

To my flatmate: You leave all the lights on, the tap running, play loud music all damn day, annoy me with the internet connection, and can't even put up a good conversation about anything else than how fantastic your f*cking girlfriend is. GO. DIE.

To my hands: STOP SEIZING UP, I'M A GUITARIST, IF I DON'T PLAY, WE DIE!

 

[Smooth Operator]

To the fat guy at the gym, Stop watching my tits bounce!! I'm on a treadmill it's going to happen every day, surely the novelty should be gone by now.

You greatly underestimate our fascination with the female form, the novelty is never gone.

 

[Ironrose]

To the fat guy at the gym, Stop watching my tits bounce!! I'm on a treadmill it's going to happen every day, surely the novelty should be gone by now.

You greatly underestimate our fascination with the female form, the novelty is never gone.

That is starting to become apparent, yes.

 

[Smooth Operator]

To the fat guy at the gym, Stop watching my tits bounce!! I'm on a treadmill it's going to happen every day, surely the novelty should be gone by now.

You greatly underestimate our fascination with the female form, the novelty is never gone.

That is starting to become apparent, yes.

Well for your understanding imagine it's you watching a little puppy playing, you just can't look away now can you?
But the puppy doesn't resent you for it...

 

[Ironrose]

To the fat guy at the gym, Stop watching my tits bounce!! I'm on a treadmill it's going to happen every day, surely the novelty should be gone by now.

You greatly underestimate our fascination with the female form, the novelty is never gone.

That is starting to become apparent, yes.

Well for your understanding imagine it's you watching a little puppy playing, you just can't look away now can you?
But the puppy doesn't resent you for it...

I don't like puppies. Have I just broken your mind?

 

[Kris015]

To the sun - SHINE ON FOREVER, SHINE ON BENEVOLENT SUN!