anyone else find portal really creepy??

[vamp rocks]

did anyone else listen to glados's comments and think omg haha that was funny.. aha... hmm.. ok that was actually pretty weird..

cus i got this vibe like everytime she would say something..

for example: "at the aperature science center we believe our test subjects can complete the most complex tasks while under a great amount of stress or pain. So in case you dont survive, goodbye"

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ok i know that it was dark humor and ment to be creepy... im not an idiot.. i just thought it would be an interesting topic board and so i put on a title that would draw people to give their opinion of the game...

 

[BrainedbySaucepans]

Yeah... That was the point. Some hilarious dialogue in that game. Can't remember it word for word, but my favourite line was:

"We would like to remind you that the weighted companion cube cannot speak; in the event of it speaking, we would advise you to disregard any advice it might offer."

Pure genius.

 

[Wargamer]

The somewhat twisted nature of GLaDOS is what makes Portal so damn awesome.

 

[vamp rocks]

hahaha, aww i loved the companion cube... they played all dramatic music when you killed it... lol and shes like "congratulations, you have been recorded as the fastest subject to abandon your companion cube" im like... nooo!!

 

[J-Man]

I found myself playing faster just to hear GlaDOS' next lines.

 

[Snadwich Wizard]

One of the best bits of dialogue is right at the end, just before you destroy that mad *****.
GLaDOS says:
'We had some good times. Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire and we pretended we were going to kill you and you were all like *slo mo* Noooooo Waayyyyyy'.

 

[Lycaeus_Wrex]

It's even better when she goes crazy:

'Do-you-remember-the-time-when-the-platform-was-decending-into-the-fire-and-I-said 'Goodbye' and you were, like, NO WAI and-then-its-like we pretended we were going to murder you. That was great!'

Or one of my own personal favourites:

'That 'thing' is probably some type of raw sewage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it.'

L. Wrex

 

[vamp rocks]

I found myself playing faster just to hear GlaDOS' next lines.

lol well Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System (GLaDOS) did have quite interesting lines...

 

[Lycaeus_Wrex]

Haha Snadwich Wizard. Snap!

 

[vamp rocks]

hahaha, my favourite quote from her crazy time is:

"i dont know what that is, but i can tell you what it's not, its not yours. So put it down!"

 

[Lycaeus_Wrex]

'Coming into contact with the floor in this room will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your test record, followed by death.'

I lol'd

 

[vamp rocks]

lol :

"at aperature science center we are inclined to give the subject useful hints towards the solving of this room. if you touch the metal panals on the floor, you will die. Good luck!"

 

[Sgt. Dante]

It's just dark humor, it's supposed to be funny but at the same time a little creepy,

"Remember, the Aperture Science ?Bring Your Daughter to Work Day? is the perfect time to have her tested."

 

[Jursa]

Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?

That was pure genius...

 

[shadow_pirate22]

"The cube will not threaten to stab you"

I'm not sure I've found a funnier game.

 

[vamp rocks]

hey, have u guys played around on the website? http://www.aperturelabratories.com/ ... its kinda weird...

if ur interested but confused... at the start type in login , then the username is cjohnson , then the password is tier3 ... then type help .. if u want to do the "application process" type dir and then apply ... also at any time type "thecakeisalie" for some weird thing

 

[vamp rocks]

lol "assume the party submission position or you will miss the party"

 

[DaemonOfHavok]

Hehe, favorite line:

"In Layman's terms; speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

 

[R.O.]

Glados was like your friend. It was trying to kill you, but that is what it was programmed to do. I enjoyed it's jokes and dark humor.