Anyone else hate British cuteness?

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Mark Davison said:
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I am American and I am confused about the OP. I've never known the Red Coats for their "cuteness".

(Yeah, if you guys can calls us Yanks I'm going to call you Red Coats XP)
I dont like using the work yank... Can i go with "bloody Colonials" XD
Or
"you dont get commoner than a colonial commoner" XD
I'd prefer you refer to us as:
 

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SillyBear said:
Mate, I've got no idea what you are talking about.

Most things that come out of Britain are tremendously dull and seedy and dark as far as art and entertainment goes. The British are one of the most cynical people in the world.
Lol Legend!! Harsh but true
 

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Fappy said:
Mark Davison said:
Fappy said:
I am American and I am confused about the OP. I've never known the Red Coats for their "cuteness".

(Yeah, if you guys can calls us Yanks I'm going to call you Red Coats XP)
I dont like using the work yank... Can i go with "bloody Colonials" XD
Or
"you dont get commoner than a colonial commoner" XD
I'd prefer you refer to us as:
We're agreed then! Excellent. Crumpets and Scones for all!!

"sometimes i think we are too cute"
"oh schnugglwoogams!"
 

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10 pages late, but [another] Scot (and by extension Brit, of course) chiming in here with a general response of "huh"?

But yeh, I thought this clip was rather cute, so the OP may have a point....


...or not.

I'll take it somebody here has also already mentioned the likes of League of Gentlemen and Psychoville already too as prime examples of British "cuteness".

Edit: And what that Timelord person said about Glasgow on a saturday night. That too....
 
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Cute?

We're a cynical, dour bunch who just like wordplay. I don't think I've ever heard an Englishman being described as cute apart from "Oh, what a cute accent you have? Do you know the Queen?"
 

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I read the thread post, didn't believe it and clicked it anyway to make sure the OP didn't horribly misspell something. Still fairly confused.
 

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"British cuteness"? THAT is what you think when you hear the words "British culture"?

Weird, the only thing that comes to mind for me when I hear the word "British" is bad food, overt classism, repulsion to anything remotely sexual, and bowler hats. Basically, anything you'd expect to see in a Harry Einfield sketch:




 

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As a brit, I always thought we were dark and cynical. Never "Cute". As for your referring to Harry Potter's naming people as muggles, it is a Kid's book. The word was written when it was for kids and can't magically change just because the audience has grown up.
In essence I have no idea what you are talking about.
 
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irrelevant83 said:
As an American, I do like British culture, especially comedy, but I can't get over their obsession with making everything cute.

I'm not even sure if cute is the right word, it's just the best word I can muster. They don't just apply cute names to things like the Japanese do, but apply cuteness and expect everyone to take it seriously. I can't get into Harry Potter, though I'm sure it's brilliantly written, just because non-magic users are referred to as Muggles. To compare, the Final Fantasy series has creatures called Moogles, but FF doesn't force us to take them seriously.

Again, it might just be the fact that I'm American. I'm used to mystical things sounding sort of Asian or Middle Eastern and putting apostrophes in random places. An ancient secret society should be called Kal'sur and the mystical weapon should be Dor'salim. So if non-magic using people in the HP universe were called Cara'sin instead of Muggles, maybe I wouldn't be posting this on the net, but as it is, Muggles is a word that forces me to accept the fact that I'm reading a book written for an 8 year old even though the later novels grow with the audience.

As it is, I hate British naming of Fantasy things. Posters should feel free to add their own grievances.

Main Entry: muggle 2
Part of Speech: n
Definition: a common person, esp. one who is ignorant or has no skills
Example: There are muggles in every computer class.
Etymology: 1920s
Usage: slang

Some thought went into the use of the word.
 

NikolaiK

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Woman! Know your limits!
Anyhoo, no, british cuteness sounds like something the OP imagined during a crack binge
Sarcasm, cynicism, mistrust of authority, moaning and finding fault with things, usually in a funny, albeit depressed way is more of a british thing
 

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Flatfrog said:
I think there is one truth here, though, which is that the English (such as me) do have a general dislike of anyone or anything taking itself too seriously, and tend to want to undermine that when we can. You don't get nearly as many blood-and-thunder preachers in England, for instance, we find the whole thing a bit embarrassing - and when US politicians get all religious, we cringe. So yes, there is always an undercurrent of irony and understatement to Englishness.

Check out the book Watching the English by Kate Fox - it's really good on this kind of thing.
...but isn't that true for all of western europe? Us danes fit that description too, as do mot of our "closely related" countries.
 

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Harry Potter isn't even near the good end of meh British culture.Maybe the names in Harry Potter are cute because, hm, ITS A KIDS BOOK! I can't even think of a time where something made by Britain that wasn't intended for children had cuteness shoehorned into them.
 

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irrelevant83 said:
As it is, I hate British naming of Fantasy things. Posters should feel free to add their own grievances.
Listen up guy, im from London and although I dont agree with you, I know EXACTLY what you mean.

All of our fairy folk tend to be called things like Grendylows, Peg Powlers and Barghests and none of them are friendly, each one is a kidnap you, drown you, eat you boggie man. Its mainly due to the fact that many of them are "descended" from general European folklore and as a result sounded weird when they got here, add in people saying it roughly and spelling it as such and you get a sort of rough, simplness to each name, if that makes any sense. I could be speaking out of my ass here but I think its due to the fact that most "British" people all speak really differently from each other.

If you want a real funny time play the game "Folklore", its got a bunch of our fairyfolk in it. As it is I love the way British fantasy stuff is named because it sounds so ab-normal. The way your talking about kind of jars me, not when its actually called that, thats fine but when developers/writters give stuff random names with no basis, its kind of lazy.
 

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Sizzle Montyjing said:
What the fuck are you talking about?
Maybe you've confused us with the fucking care bears or something?
Seriously, no one here as a clue what you are talking about.
Hell, i'm now tempted to set up a thread intilted- 'Anyone else hate American ignorance?' based off one person.
I was right there with you up until that last sentence. Then I was like :< because I'm an American.
 

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I'm with everyone else here in saying what the fuck are you on about? America is actually far more of a culprit at being "cute" than the UK with their use of really over the top marketing to kids and their wide array of cutesy kids programs like The Muppets and Sesame Street.

Then again, American TV shows are far more likely to featured violence when watershed has come and gone so it kind of cancels out.

[sup]By the way, Sesame Street and The Muppets are awesome.[/sup]
 

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conflictofinterests said:
Sizzle Montyjing said:
What the fuck are you talking about?
Maybe you've confused us with the fucking care bears or something?
Seriously, no one here as a clue what you are talking about.
Hell, i'm now tempted to set up a thread intilted- 'Anyone else hate American ignorance?' based off one person.
I was right there with you up until that last sentence. Then I was like :< because I'm an American.
Read it carefully, i'm not having a go at Americans, but just his method of british cuteness.
He decided to genralize a whole nation over one word in one authors book, so i made that point just to show how unfair it was.
Honestly, Americans... so ignorant... :p
 

Rensenhito

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Honestly, man, the theoretical names you listed just sound really tired to me. When authors start throwing unnecessary apostrophes into their neologisms, I start losing connection with the book. And honestly, what's wrong with "Muggle?" It's quick, it's catchy, it's musical.