When I was playing SWG, back during the first days of the holocron craze, people were all trying to master various random professions in order to attain Jedi-ness.
I pulled the *ahem* best profession out of the hat in the form of merchant, which required that I stay online for ages at a time doing nothing whatsoever but letting my merchantile points build up.
The problem with this was that the game would log you off if you were online doing nothing for too long, so to get around this problem, I built a macro that would have me sit down and stand up every five minutes. That worked, but it wasn't quite good enough.
Saying certain things in SWG would cause an emote (if you said "Mad" you made an angry face, if you said "hungry" you opened your mouth, etc) and my friends had hours of fun having conversations that consisted almost entirely of random emote buzzwords (What? My friends are stupid). To this end, I built a macro that would have me sit down and stand up, but also keep saying some random words every thirty seconds or so, and the whole thing ran in a ten minute loop, then I left my guy parked in my house and went to work.
Halfway through my day, my friend Nick called me to complain that it looked like I was bugged and couldn't move. He'd been talking to my bot for twenty minutes, asking it to go hunt with him and stuff, and figured I must be bugged. He'd even logged out and then back in three times. The bot only said four different things.
After that I stopped using macros. It'll never be that good again.
- J