Anything as a Shield

[xXAsherahXx]

Your arch enemy just showed up at the door with a missile launcher. You panic, and in a moment of pure desperation you grab a random thing (person) to protect yourself.

Assuming that everything (or everyone) in the room can take the damage, what the hell did you grab?!?

To let you guys know, I grabbed your mother...

 

[Marter]

My...laptop, I guess. That's the closest thing to me.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Captain America's sheild, which I conveniently have. After the missle bounces off the sheild, I'll throw it at my enemy, and POW! He's knocked out, and justice wins again!

In all seriousness: my mattress. Actualy, my roommate's mattress. I still gotta sleep, y'know.

 

[ViaticalTarsier]

My options are a box of donuts, laptop, or my little raven 25 auto. So I think I'd grab Raven and shoot or I might just turn into 155lbs of fury and beat the heck out of him. (I don't think he'd fire at close range unless he was suicidal)

 

[BlumiereBleck]

The US constitution copy by the door. BEST SHIELD EVER!

 

[xXAsherahXx]

Captain America's sheild, which I conveniently have. After the missle bounces off the sheild, I'll throw it at my enemy, and POW! He's knocked out, and justice wins again!

In all seriousness: my mattress. Actualy, my roommate's mattress. I still gotta sleep, y'know.

No way! I want one!

 

[One Seven One]

A vase of flowers that are conveniently placed close to the front door.
Flower power!

 

[ajofflight]

My 42" TV? I CAN lift it, given enough time between door-opening and missile-firing.

 

[Numachuka]

My hope shield. Morgan Freeman has taught me that it will protect me against anything.

 

[PrimoThePro]

The couch I am sitting on. Hopefully that'll work, though somehow I doubt it...

 

[Palademon]

Umbrella.
Unfortunately it doesn't produce a virus that turns people to zombies.

 

[Pandalisk]

[HEADING=1]My Abb's[/HEADING]

"The History of Ireland"
Lets see a missle pass through 40+ pages of the Famine and other such things

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I don't grab anything.
I headbutt his or her rockets back at them.
Fuck yeah.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

The guy's missile launcher.

 

[Terminate421]

A rootbeer can.

 

[Thedayrecker]

Nothing shields better than the flameshield!

 

[ecoho]

my rented copy of kain and lynch anything that terrible would scare the rocket off

 

[Agayek]

Well I'd like to get in close to a guy with a missile launcher, the closer you re the less chance of him firing it. Also a missile is designed to penetrate, nothing you grab will work...

...netbook.

Lies! You could totally grab a foot thick slab of solid steel. That would definitely block an RPG.