Anything as a Shield

[Mr.Mattress]

The best shield is a wheel. Especially when they add an armor class bonus of 0. *wink*

 

[icame]

My copy of red dead redemption because that game deserves to be blown up

 

[Jonny The Kay]

A lamp without the shade on top.

 

[Dango]

My copy of Brunelleschi's Dome. I hate that book.

 

[noble cookie]

My copy of red dead redemption because that game deserves to be blown up

That was unexpected and uncalled for. 'tis a brilliant game!

 

[Jtar]

My sonic screwdriver, which I keep on or near me at all times.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

Nothing shields better than the flameshield!

Nice pic.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Funny:my sister. She could absorb it with her..Ha couldn't do that without Moderater wrath!
Seriously though? My stack of magazines It's the about 1 and a half feet deep and I need to get rid of them!
OR magic

 

[Theninja'skatana]

The best shield is a wheel. Especially when they add an armor class bonus of 0. *wink*

Want some nunchunks with that?

 

[Deathkingo]

I grab his rocket launcher? Is that a legal answer?

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Assuming that I have in fact answered my door, my arch enemy is about a foot away from me, with a missile launcher, and thus less than the arming distance of the missile. Although the impact would kill me, I'd die satisfied that he is still an idiot. (What? I have an arch enemy, and he's an idiot. Well, maybe more of a rival than an enemy.)

Being serious though, I'd probably hide in the freaky looking vortex that appeared in my living room recently. I'm a little curious as to where it leads, anyway.
Or maybe I'd use my pokewalker as a shield. Charizard will save me!