Apocalyptic Cannibal Casserole

[Lord Azrael]

Imagine the scene, it's 2018, you're in a fallout shelter, you've been there for months with a hundred other people, from children to pensioners including Simon Cowell and his cronies from 'X-factor dancing & juggling on ice with the stars from TV's hit show 'Dallas' 5!'.
Your brother is there with you, unfortunately he broke his leg falling down the ramp on the way in and is very sick...
The food is running out, the radioactive wind is blasting past outside and all that're left are a few potatos... enough to make a giant Apocalyptic Cannibal Casserole! We all know that someone's gonna have to take one for the team and feed the rest until the rescuers arrive, but who do you eat first? Oldest, youngest, most irritating, most useless, the vegetarians, least talented?

You have the crowbar, you decide!

 

[megapenguinx]

Vegetarians, the lack of protein will make them tender like veil.

 

[Tech Team FTW!]

I choose to abandon the shelter and die in the fallout to avoid spending time in a cramped space with Simon Cowell.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

I feel slightly peckish, so my answer is I brutaly murder everyone with a small spoon and feed on their small intestines.

 

[lordsandro]

The children cuz I will never do something so sick as making a child into a cannibal, plus they are more tender. :evil:

 

[teisjm]

Vegetarians or whoever else refuses to eat human meat. They'll die of starvation even if we slaugther someone else.

Might get a little greedy and just eat everyone i don't like regardless of whether i need to or not.

 

[Thurr]

Me own belly!

No. I'll start with the old. I love to chew on bones..

 

[Panzer_God]

Simon, eat Simon.

 

[Zacharine]

My answer would likely be the Most Useless. hey people, it's a radioactive fall-out over there. We want to survive, there won't be time or energy for any of that Survivors-series BS. The least useful goes first. After all non-survival talented/trained people are gone, who knows. The most annoying quite likely, though he/she propably was among the 'useless' already. In an apocalyptical situation anyone with any brains would shut up and start working. They keep whining = no useful skills or the mentality for hardships sure to be ahead.

 

[hypothetical fact]

I would ration out the legs of paraplegics, it's not like they can feel it or use their legs anyway.

 

[Lord Azrael]

I think a few chunks of Pierce Morgan would go down very well... although he might sour the broth the bastard! I wonder what Simon Cowell would taste like?

 

[quack35]

Answer:

All of the above.