Apologize on behalf of your country

[Sviests]

I apologise specifically to America...

Sorry for Jamie Oliver, but it was the only way of getting him out of the UK.


[sub]I'm so, so sorry...[/sub]

What`s wrong with him?

OT: I am sorry for Latvia being so infantile.

 

[E-Penguin]

Australia here. None of what we've done concerns you.

Go away.

What about the whole thing with the Aboriginals and the stolen generation?


OT: I'm Norwegian. Sorry for plundering everybody's riches a millennium ago.

 

[Fraught]

As an unproud Estonian, I can honestly say that...I don't know anything in particular I could apologize about.

Sorry for being so small, pathetic and insignificant?

 

[Brandon237]

Sorry for being a country permanently governed by racially obsessive idiots (except for our two shortest presidencies).
Sorry that we at one stage enforced apartheid and made politics even uglier.
Sorry, and I cannot emphasize how sorry I truly am for this, sorry... for the vuvuzela.

 

[Mechsoap]

Im sorry for stopping air traffic, i am truly sorry.

 

[AK47Marine]

From America: Sorry about pop music, our bad. Further Twilight and Mormon missionaries, I know they come bother everyone world wide (the mormons and that shitty painful series), trust us we wish they'd stay in utah too, and that utah would... fall in to the sun or something, which would have solved that little twilight issue nicely as well.


I'd like someone from Switzerland to apologize for knowing how to implement gun rights properly and not sharing with the rest of the class. Is that possible?

 

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Dear World,

I, Mack the Knife, apologise for nothing. My country is-and will always be-its little cesspit of problems, its carnival of drugs, football violence, backwardness and alcohol. A ramshackle nation strung together by swindling independance-wanting bastards, dole-dependant tosspots and bored stab-happy teenagers, presided over by a few honest taxpayers and the Nanny State.

But we are honest with ourselves; we know we are shit, and yet still try to do the best with what we have. We know we are the fattest, the meanest, the most pathetic, miserable, servile trash ever shat into existance. And yet we plough on, with none of England's arrogance, Irelands nationalism tripe, or the simple timidity of the Welsh.

So bring your insults and your woes. Bring your Tennants special ale, your expensive cigarettes and cheap booze. Bring your smack, your crack, your cocaine, your junk-food and no salad. Bring your perversions, your anger, your hate, your contempt for every other miserable fucking creature in this world, and love only the fast-track to early death of cancer or obesity.

Welcome to fucking Scotland; leave your sanity, your decency and your scruples at the door, and have a fucking great time.

-Mack the Knife.

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[sub] This was all in good, if nasty, humour. I love my country. [/sub]

You have said all I could possibly wish to say. I'm feeling rather patriotic now. Excuse me... I must go and dry my eyes with a Saltire.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

As a Norwegian, I apologize for our monumental arrogance when abroad.

 

[Buleet]

I dont think belgium has done ANYTHING bad to the world.
We kinda didn't do anything what-so-ever to the world.
Exept the EU.But that was along with other countries that are more famous then our tiny country.

Oh wait i know what to apologize for.I apoligise for all the fucks in Antwerp that convinced they are gods greatest gift to mankind(Sadly 60-90 percent of the population there)and think all the other people are barely worthy of looking at them.

They also have the shittiest kind of humor.Insult humor.WITHOUT THE HUMOR.They just insult you and think its funny and you get offended by it they just say you just dont have a sense of humor.

 

[xX OpTiic inSaNiTy Xx FtW]

as an australian i apologize for our countries ridiculous amounts of wiggas

 

[LawlessSquirrel]

On behalf of Australia, I'd like to apologise for all the fun lies we spread to screw with everyone.

It's not like we mean any harm, it's just funny when so many people fall for it.

Everything else is internalized. I apologise in advance if any of the BS spreads.

 

[ABLb0y]

On behalf of Great Britain, I apologise for Katie Price.

 

[Continuity]

I'd like to apologize on behalf of the British empire.

We are truly deeply sorry for unleashing America upon the world, had we known we'd have fought harder. and we are very sorry.

Yeah that's a big one... rly screwed up there >.<

 

[HellbirdIV]

On behalf of Sweden, I apologize for the fact that your countries will never be the socialist/capitalist-hybrid paradises that we are, and you can not even hope to aspire to our greatness.

Also Basshunter and Crazy Frog. I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.

 

[Athinira]

On behalf of Denmark, i apologize for our population being a bunch of snobs who thinks themself better than everyone else.

This isn't an urban legend btw. We are, of course, obviously better than everyone else, but i still apologize!

 

[rowanfield]

on behalf of britain i apologize for all the awful food we make... and jeremy clarkson

 

[Ninjamedic]

As an Irishman I must apologize for everything The Irish Government and its politicians have done in the past 90 years.

From existing to causing the recession.

Also I sincerely apologize to the Americans on this thread for blighting your country with Senator McCarthy.

 

[ParanoidEngineer]

On behalf of England I'd like to apologize for being cheeky buggers and trying to get both the 2012 Olympics AND the 2018 World Cup to be hosted here.

 

[Xanian]

As an American, I am sorry we make for rude entitled tourists, being vengeful, bitter assholes (sorry Japan about that whole bomb thing,)for slavery (sorry Africa), for continued, irrational racism (sorry everyone who is not Anglo-Saxon...including myself?), being one of the most violent English Speaking countries in the world (Guns fo' life!), for Texas, (yeah...Texas...), for war-mongering, (...everyone?), being top drug consumers, (...nah...I'm not gonna apologize to Mexico for that...they can get their shit together,) for war mongering, (but what will we do with all of our weapons?!), and for pretty much riding over everyone else on the UN.

But I am proud of the dick-swinging, gun wielding, crazy assholes. Within the confines of our borders...I love you. Just don't ever leave.

 

[Hippobatman]

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Yeah, the vikings were pretty bad, but seriously, don't we have anything else to apologise for?

Oh, we do. I apologise on behalf of Norway for taking part of the slave trade.

Also, it's good to see that there are more Norwegians here now. Where have you guys been?

I've been lurking around here for a year or so! I just dont post very often ^^
also what is this slave trade you are talking about? ;O

Yeah, weactually sent a ship down too,