Apologize on behalf of your country

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DanielDeFig

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Sweden...

Uh, sorry for being pushovers and letting the Nazi army use our railways to invade Norway (It's the only one i can think of, and its a pretty bad thing we did. Neural? Sure, when it suited us).

Not that that is anything i'm responsible for, anything i could have changed (not born), nor do i really see myself a a swede (Even if i identify myself as such when i must, or i remember something good they do/did).
 

Triple G

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I on behalf of my country apologize for failing to bring equality and justice to all suppressed souls on this planet.
 

Vohn_exel

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I think I speak for all Texans when I say "Sorry about Davy Crockett." Our bad :p
 

Cazza

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On the behalf of Australia, I apologize for most of the Australian's in this thread kind of being up ourselves. It's just we can't really think of much besides vegemite and poor jokes on New Zealander's.

We're just trying to be friendly.
 

probunk

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Bullshit. I take no responsibility for the actions (or inaction) of people who happen to be born in the same arbitrarily-defind boundaries, and when I do something good, interesting, evil or unpleasant, I hope nobody gives it pointless value because we're from the same place. Bloody statists and their collectivism.
 

EHKOS

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On behalf of America, I apologize to the french for making jokes about you all the time. I don't see why my country has to be mean when you gave us one of our well known monuments.
 

Leftnt Sharpe

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On behalf of the UK I would like to apologise pre-emptively apologise to America for Ndubz who are apparently going to try to 'crack' America this year. In particular I would like to apologise for Dappy who is quite possibly the biggest prick this country had ever produced.
 

minuialear

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Xandus117 said:
Being Canadian, I have nothing to apologize for.
Justin Bieber
Alanis Morisette
Celine Dion
Avril Lavinge
Nickelback
Simple Plan
Evangeline Lilly
Keanu Reeves
Sidney Crosby
Slavery
École Polytechnique massacre
Racism
Arrogance

Pick one. I've got more if you need them.
 

Nocta-Aeterna

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On behalf of the Netherlands, I apologize for the following:
1.) Our population consisting out of whiny, self-important and boorish twats
2.) Having sired Geert Wilders
3.) Having several EXTREMELY racist traditions
4.) Having been a colonial power up until the fourthies
5.) Being overall ineffectual in modern times

However, I do not apologize for:
1.) Some spiffy inventions and discoveries
2.) Kicking general Naval arse in the 17th century.
 

SniperMacFox

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Jun 26, 2009
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On behalf of the UK, I apologise for Jessie J.

Who is that you ask? Well, put it this way, you will probably hate her about as much as Justin Bieber in the next few months. As such, I want to apologise preemptively.
 
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I NAHTZEE,on Behalf of the Russian Federation apologize to Poland Estonia and Georgia for picking on you, back when we were Communist we also apologize for being America's and China's
*****, and are also sorry for some of those prick banksters and the Russian Mafia.
 

Aerodyamic

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Jacklin said:
Aerodyamic said:
Canada is sorry for being Canada' eh?

I'd like to add we're sorry aboot Celine Dion, and fer losing at the Worlds Juniors, eh?
RUSSIA FTW
You can take yer crowin' elsewhere, bub; this is a thread about apologizing fer yer country eh?
 

Savvz

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On behalf of Kuwait, I apologise for price gouging y'all on oil while I enjoy 20 cents a litre petrol.
 

wizard_joe88

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As an American, and an American that lives in the deep south, I apologize for rednecks, "country" music(specifically modern crap, some of the old stuff was good, either that or my heritage is talking again), and NASCAR.
 

DVS Storm

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On behalf of Finland, I apologize for H.I.M(His Infernal Majesty or some shit). Also I apologize for our horrible English accent.