You think that's bad? Wait until you start watching all those anti-English Irish films where ALL Englishmen are corrupt, all of them are roving bands of arsonists and murderers and all that can save them is generally some flavour of sweaky clean poor Irish lad from the countryside. Usually Liam Neelson.
Don't forget, boys, the IRA is nothing except brave freedom fighters who always gave the Brits a chance to fight fairly, ignore the dirty side of their dealings.
Also, I'm Scottish, but I do feel that the Brits and especially the English cop the most shit out of all the European powers who all did the colonialism thing.
ambitiousmould said:
Ah well, what are you going to do? Everyone hates the English, especially the Scottish and the Irish.
The Irish may, but as a Scotsman, we don't really hate the English. We detest the Tories, true, and we pretend to hate them as a kinda long-running joke (much like the general British and French relationship), but the days of actually hating each other has passed.
And they bloody well should. We (not the living generations, or me personally, but in a general, historic sense) tried to wipe out both the Irish and the Scots several times. We probably tried with the Welsh too, but I'm not certain.
Honestly, the English were rather lazy with wiping out the Scots. They kinda just ignored them for the most part, slapped them down when we got uppity, and then eventually bought us when our king kept spending money. Again, we're not Ireland.
Plus the Israel-Palestine conflict is basically our fault.
Oh, many people are at fault, not just the Brits (not the English, mind, all of us. Except the Irish, who were too cowardly to actually take part in the war and were too busy using this time of fighting the Nazis to start back-stabbing the Brits). We've got the French and Americans who agreed with us to shove the Jews there because none of us wanted to actually deal with all these displaced Jews, we've got the Muslims who were not happy with the arrangement, we've got the Jews who keep breaking their promise to not wipe the Muslims off the map and stealing their land, we've got the Americans still funnelling weapons to them, it's a whole fucking mess, but you cannot point at the Brits and say "Their fault". If anything, I'd say the Jews should have accepted a nice plot of land in the U.S. like what was suggested, but they wanted their holy land and at least the Brits were nice enough to oblidge.
And what we did all over the African continent was pretty bad.
Everyone was fucking around down there, and we've been doing so for thousands of years. Before we did, the Arabs and the Hellenics and the Romans and the Egyptians and the Carthaginians.
And during Colonialism, the Spanish, French and British all had a go. If you're discussing slavery, it's worth remembering three things:
1) The slave traders bought the slaves from the local black slave traders, who had been doing so since times of Darius I and selling to the Romans, Greeks, Muslims, Egyptians, etc, etc.
2) It was in France and Britain that slavery was quickly abolished and they were granted their freedom, slavery certainly never took off in Europe during those times
And our colonisation of America was hardly nice and peaceful.
Again, the Spanish and the French were involved. Why do they never get any of the blame?
And it was quite peaceful until tensions began to increase. It wasn't a one day decision "Let's go murder all the indians", it was a progression of unease that erupted into war, and at the time, we were simply better at it. Nations rise and fall. The colonisation of Britain under Rome was hardly nice and peaceful, but I don't see us throwing crap at the Italians.
Plus the fact that we have no culture whatsoever apart from racism and thuggery.
You know, apart from our literature, our art, our science, our history. Byson, SHakespeare, Austen, the Beatles, Isaac Newton, the Queen, Henry VIII, the Titanic, tea, politeness, classism, the NHS, Keep Calm and Put Slogan Here, etc.
Regarding racism, we were one of the kinder colonial powers, we've parted peacefully with most of them, we retain good relations with them, we've traded with them for thousands of years, they have fought with us in many wars including two World Wars, we forbade slavery quickly, we allowed the natives to be educated in our universities for most of the time, hell, Ghandi was educated here. Believe it or not, we didn't just kick puppies over there.
Thuggery? You do know the Bill is a program, and not real life? Crime has been falling for years.
Not even going to deal with this, politics is politics. Also, you do know that racism towards them is still racism even if they are racist?
Chuffing hell fire England is just shitty shitty shit shit shit.
I don't know, I've lived in a few countries in the world, I don't think England is that bad, I can see why so many people want to move there.
EDIT: OK, yes some of that last paragraph was about the UK in general (the part about the political parties). That said, those parties are English, with English leaders, so frankly it's still our bloody fault. I'm really, really sorry, ok? Most of England are. Apologetic is our natural state.
Feel free to run for politics, I'm sure you'll do a far better job, my English hating fellow.