Apple Console

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

It'd be called the iCube Portable, like a Psp and a pair of binoculars put together.

I was going to say this. Except on the cube is a touche screan, because touche is the future... yeah, riiiigggghhhttt

Maybe you can touch it with your face?

Thats what you'll be doing when you're a second away from beating some random game for it, and then you hit one of AT&T's dead zones, closing your game and corrupting its data. At that point you continue to get very mad and smash the thing against your face in anger.

Attach a tazer, and it's the perfect way to weed out ragequitters.

What ever happend to the very simple and effective retracting spikes?

Makes a mess. And the iClean isn't very functional.

 

[Insideout Ink Demon]

Of course it would be a gimmick console. It's apple, remember? That's their thing.

It would be called "über-awesome-gaming-god-machine", and it would be all white, and nobody would be able to figure out how the damn thing works.

no i think it'll be called the i-über-awesome-gaming-god-machine

 

[siffty]

the ishitbox ..... PHOTOSHOP IS NOT A GAME

 

[Cherry Cola]

Of course it would be a gimmick console. It's apple, remember? That's their thing.

It would be called "über-awesome-gaming-god-machine", and it would be all white, and nobody would be able to figure out how the damn thing works.

no i think it'll be called the i-über-awesome-gaming-god-machine

How could I forget the "i"?

 

[Chester41585]

The iPlay would be the latest in last-gen-in-a-next-gen-box covered in chrome, brushed nickel, and a glossy white shell. The intuitive controller, the iPlay iWheel, will feature twelve axises of movement(six to non-premium members) and an intuitive fingertip-only motion tracking system. The console will feature 4gigs of on-board memory. Buying more memory will require the purchase of a new console. The iPlay 8 will feature an upgraded on-board memory interactivity with your other i products, and expansion for a second controller.
The iPlay and iPlay 8 will sell for $2999.99 and $3999.99 respectively.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

It'd be like an iPod but bigger...

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

It'd be called the iCube Portable, like a Psp and a pair of binoculars put together.

I was going to say this. Except on the cube is a touche screan, because touche is the future... yeah, riiiigggghhhttt

Maybe you can touch it with your face?

Thats what you'll be doing when you're a second away from beating some random game for it, and then you hit one of AT&T's dead zones, closing your game and corrupting its data. At that point you continue to get very mad and smash the thing against your face in anger.

Attach a tazer, and it's the perfect way to weed out ragequitters.

What ever happend to the very simple and effective retracting spikes?

Makes a mess. And the iClean isn't very functional.

So thats why theres still stains in my bed... i mean, yeah its not very effective.

but still, tasers are used all the time these days, atleast make something creative apple.

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Not that fun considering it's a Sony joke you just showed me.

Ask and you shall receive.

 

[TelHybrid]

iGame or something I guess.

 

[Zombie_King]

It would be called "über-awesome-gaming-god-machine", and it would be all white, and nobody would be able to figure out how the damn thing works.

No, it'd just have one button and confuse the shit out of everyone.

Not that fun considering it's a Sony joke you just showed me.

The scroll wheel is a play on Apple's iPod.

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Sony, Apple, potatos, potatoes.

 

[Beardon65]

The iPiece-of-crap. It costs $399 and can play videos and music and DVDs, but it can't play games. Even if they made a game it'd be called Horn or Machines of Battle. And they'll be educational and rated E.

 

[Troldepuss]

It would be called iLive and every single game should be a Many Men Online Role-Playing Girls (MMORPG) game. Just because Apple, it's not just a business, it's a life style! (And it would have facebook and twitter! (Like ZOMG))

Gimmick.

Oohh! And it would be white, square and have an apple on it! How creative!

 

[Gasaraki]

it would be shitty casual gaming console for sure. you thought the wii sucked? just wait for the super Ifrustration gaming and wanking system!

 

[Hazy]

It would be called "über-awesome-gaming-god-machine", and it would be all white, and nobody would be able to figure out how the damn thing works.

No, it'd just have one button and confuse the shit out of everyone.

I fucking love The Onion.


OT: It would be called the IGame

It will cost you your soul, and Steve Jobs pees on every one.
[sub]Cookie for the reference. Hint: It involves the latter, not the former.[/sub]

 

[Assassin Xaero]

iFinallyManagedHowToRunGamesOnAnAppleMadeDevice

 

[cheese_wizington]

It would probably do a shit ton of stuff besides playing games, and be called the "Useless."

It would be too expensive for the parts that make it (cough mac) and suck ass.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

It would probably do a shit ton of stuff besides playing games, and be called the "Useless."

It would be too expensive for the parts that make it (cough mac) and suck ass.

You forgot the i. iUseless

 

[Doc Incognito]

Oh my G-d, I practically fantasize about an Apple Console.

I think it would be called the Apple MacBox, would run incredibly smoothly, and NEVER EXPERIENCE HARDWARE FAILURE.

Don't get me wrong, I love the xbox. The hardware just sucks like that.

 

[USSR]

iFinallyManagedHowToRunGamesOnAnAppleMadeDevice

Ha, I couldn't agree more ^^