April Fool's Day: What are your plans?

[antidonkey]

Working. Then some eating followed by a bit of sleep. Exciting I tell ya.

 

[Odbarc]

Fake my own asphyxawanking death.

I want to do that some day. It would be awesome.

My plans? Nothing. I don't do this sort of thing.

 

[jpoon]

I'm going to go propose to my girlfriend...

Hah, April Fools! I'm not gonna marry her, but she'll have a good laugh about it or a good cry. =P

 

[emeraldrafael]

I'mg etting sick of these Magic playing people who take up an entire section of the rotundra that my college has and make it a ***** to sit there.

So I'm going to get a thin glue, and wipe all the tables with it except for ones my friends and I will be sitting at. then, wehn those magic playing dicks come at 8 am to sit there and play magic all day till 8 pm, they'll have their cards and crap stuck to the table so when they try to pull them away they'll have to rip them.

Teach those bastards to take up a bunch of tables to eat and play a card game when they could just go to their dorms or go to the cafeteria like they should.

 

[Bigsmith]

I will be avoiding pranks like do every year.

As far as I can tell, I've spotted pretty much everyone off by a mile. :/

 

[JtLaneside]

I'm just worried because the published date for my uni term finishing is tomorrow. I'm fairy certain this isn't a joke but there is still a little bit of doubt

 

[Ajna]

Basically, there's a data encryption program in our school's network(only the students know about it, of course, and use it to bypass the school's network filter). What I'm going to do is make a quick little program that looks exactly like it, but once you launch it it puts a fullscreen trollface on your computer, and doesn't let you close it
In fact, I've already made the program, and before leaving school today, I'm going to upload it into the network

Oh gord that's awesome. Is this program that the students use similar to Ultra Surf? Cuz if so, you should share the program with me, cuz my school's students do the same thing.

OT: I'm gonna screw with one of my friend's. She's... Let's be polite and say "gullible".

Me and a friend have convinced her in the past that Mangos and Sweet Potatoes are the same thing. We also convinced her (after my friend jokingly said my mother is a ninja, because she always sneaks up on him when he's at my house) that my mother:

• [li]Is a ninja.[/li][li]Has a 8[sup]th[/sup] dan black belt in Ninjitsu.[/li][li]Has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do[/li][li]Has a black belt in Aikido[/li][li]Has a black belt in Wing Chun.[/li][li]Has a black belt in Karate[/li][li]Created her own martial art, which only two other living people had mastered, called "Silent Step", which focused on stealth killing, and was taught in SEAL training camps.[/li]

Around this point, my friend shut off his mic to stop laughing, and she still believed me. God alone knows what I'll claim while I talk to her tomorrow. Probably say that the US got invaded by Poland, see how long I can get her going.

EDIT: Ooh, and two of my friends are huge Bio-heads, so I'll text them at like 12:01 AM that the Mass Effect 3 release date got pushed all the way up to June. See if they call bullshit.

 

[Someone Depressing]

Fake dieing from Wanker's Cramp.
Put Fireworkds under Gran's chair.
And Pretend to snap my lungs in half.

What I did every year from the age 12 and on.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Something my brother made up was remove the shower head, put Kool-Aid mix in it and put it back on.

The showers next visitors will be sticky, a different color and completely pissed.

 

[DasDestroyer]

Basically, there's a data encryption program in our school's network(only the students know about it, of course, and use it to bypass the school's network filter). What I'm going to do is make a quick little program that looks exactly like it, but once you launch it it puts a fullscreen trollface on your computer, and doesn't let you close it
In fact, I've already made the program, and before leaving school today, I'm going to upload it into the network

Oh gord that's awesome. Is this program that the students use similar to Ultra Surf? Cuz if so, you should share the program with me, cuz my school's students do the same thing.

OT: I'm gonna screw with one of my friend's. She's... Let's be polite and say "gullible".

Me and a friend have convinced her in the past that Mangos and Sweet Potatoes are the same thing. We also convinced her (after my friend jokingly said my mother is a ninja, because she always sneaks up on him when he's at my house) that my mother:

• [li]Is a ninja.[/li][li]Has a 8[sup]th[/sup] dan black belt in Ninjitsu.[/li][li]Has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do[/li][li]Has a black belt in Aikido[/li][li]Has a black belt in Wing Chun.[/li][li]Has a black belt in Karate[/li][li]Created her own martial art, which only two other living people had mastered, called "Silent Step", which focused on stealth killing, and was taught in SEAL training camps.[/li]

Around this point, my friend shut off his mic to stop laughing, and she still believed me. God alone knows what I'll claim while I talk to her tomorrow. Probably say that the US got invaded by Poland, see how long I can get her going.

Yep, it's Ultrasurf
You want a link to the troll program?
And wow, that's a pretty gullible friend :O

 

[DustyDrB]

I've never heard of anyone making special plans because its April Fools Day.

But maybe I'll mix up some customer's prescriptions...

Nah. I'm not evil.

 

[MisterM2402]

I'm gonna put a stock cube in Hooch's shower head, give him the ole "Soup Shower" - classic!

John Michael Dorian, at your service

 

[Sara Fontaine]

April 1st is my Nan and Grandad's 50th Wedding Anniversary. So we're celebrating that.
Neither of them will tell me if one played a prank on the other 50 years ago though...

 

[Scabadus]

well it's my mom's birthday tomorrow (yes, really), so I guess I'll be going there after class.
don't have any pranks planned, but here's one that worked nicely in the past: screencap someone's pc desktop, cut off the toolbar, set as background, dump all actual icons in a folder somewhere and watch them go crazy over their bugged pc ^-^

Someone did that to me once, but I got the last laugh: the laptop I was using was so old and broken that I just shrugged, dismissed it as a wierd bug and used the start menu instead of my shortcuts. They got more and more mad over the day as I didn't get annoyed, it was fun.

As for tomorrow, I'm going to be spending most of the day on a train, so depending on the other people I'll either escape April Fools altogether, be trapped in a small space with an insane prankster, or end up stuck in Glasgow for weeks.

 

[Sebenko]

Cause grevious bodily harm to anyone who tries that shit with me.

Stupid jokes. Even the best ones are unfunny, and the worst are targeted at me.

 

[2733]

I won't be doing anything except keeping my eyes open the pranks the people I know pull are always the "it's funny because you broke your leg" kind.

 

[GeorgW]

I found this program [http://paradoxdgn.com/junk/avatars/trollface.jpg] that I can install on the school computers that will randomize all the keyboard keys.

I dislike you.

I love you too!
You can do that though...

Do explain, this could be fun, considering I have a laptop that I use in school.

Control panel -> Nationality and language settings -> keyboard -> change langauge. Then have fun! I recommend a simple dvorak.
There are programs for doing it random, but this is the easiest and quickest way to just fuck with people.

 

[mGoLos]

I'm gettin' sum

True story.

 

[Ajna]

Basically, there's a data encryption program in our school's network(only the students know about it, of course, and use it to bypass the school's network filter). What I'm going to do is make a quick little program that looks exactly like it, but once you launch it it puts a fullscreen trollface on your computer, and doesn't let you close it
In fact, I've already made the program, and before leaving school today, I'm going to upload it into the network

Oh gord that's awesome. Is this program that the students use similar to Ultra Surf? Cuz if so, you should share the program with me, cuz my school's students do the same thing.

OT: I'm gonna screw with one of my friend's. She's... Let's be polite and say "gullible".

Me and a friend have convinced her in the past that Mangos and Sweet Potatoes are the same thing. We also convinced her (after my friend jokingly said my mother is a ninja, because she always sneaks up on him when he's at my house) that my mother:

• [li]Is a ninja.[/li][li]Has a 8[sup]th[/sup] dan black belt in Ninjitsu.[/li][li]Has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do[/li][li]Has a black belt in Aikido[/li][li]Has a black belt in Wing Chun.[/li][li]Has a black belt in Karate[/li][li]Created her own martial art, which only two other living people had mastered, called "Silent Step", which focused on stealth killing, and was taught in SEAL training camps.[/li]

Around this point, my friend shut off his mic to stop laughing, and she still believed me. God alone knows what I'll claim while I talk to her tomorrow. Probably say that the US got invaded by Poland, see how long I can get her going.

Yep, it's Ultrasurf
You want a link to the troll program?
And wow, that's a pretty gullible friend :O

I would love a copy of that troll program. Can you link a download? Or I could PM you my email for a copy.

And yes, she is quite gullible.