Are pipes the coolest thing in the world?

[sgtshock]

Hell yeah they're cool.

Tell me that's not badass.

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Anything can top it. You'll look stupid.

Especially yo-yo's. Now they are awesome. Especially if you have an afro.

So true. I think that anything that furthers a sick habit is wrong.

 

[Skeleon]

Scalpels are cool.
Sunglasses are cool.
Vests are cool.
Pipes are not.
They are distinguished.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

No they aren't cool, Bongs are.

-snip-

Now this... this is cool, forget the goddam pipes.

No. No smoking apparatus is cool. No matter how many half-naked chicks are using them.

 

[zauxz]

Ha!

Dont make me get my top hat!

(seriousilly, i have one)

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

No, Fedoras and tailor made suits beat everything except possibly a top hat, monocle and swordstick combination.

 

[CoziestPigeon]

You look "that guy" if you walk around with a pipe.

Many things are better than pipes: yo-yo's, switchblades, and my favorite the harmonica to name a few.

Switchblades are for chumps, real men use butterfly knives.

 

[GoldenRaz]

The only cool pipe is the one used by Bart Simpson, a pipe who blows bubbles.
Now that is purely badass.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

No they aren't cool, Bongs are.

-snip-

Now this... this is cool, forget the goddam pipes.

No. No smoking apparatus is cool. No matter how many half-naked chicks are using them.

But... the half-naked chicks... the bong... the weed... wha? Not... cool?

Also, I thought "chicks" wasn't PC, with various female escapists calling me out on it's usage in one of my threads.

 

[Benny Blanco]

You look "that guy" if you walk around with a pipe.

Many things are better than pipes: yo-yo's, switchblades, and my favorite the harmonica to name a few.

Switchblades are for chumps, real men use butterfly knives.

I do prefer butterfly knives (balisong) from an aesthetic ponit of view, although in their country of origin (the Philippines) they are regarded as a woman's weapon...

 

[Benny Blanco]

No they aren't cool, Bongs are.

YAY! Ganja porn!

I do like the occasional bong, but somehow it takes the sociability out of smoking pot and you just feel like a big ol' druggie...

Shisha/Hookah pipes are better IMHO, plus they can be packed with flavoured tobacco if you're not feeling the weed vibe.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I'm disappointed. I thought this was a thread about bagpipes.

 

[CoziestPigeon]

You look "that guy" if you walk around with a pipe.

Many things are better than pipes: yo-yo's, switchblades, and my favorite the harmonica to name a few.

Switchblades are for chumps, real men use butterfly knives.

I do prefer butterfly knives (balisong) from an aesthetic ponit of view, although in their country of origin (the Philippines) they are regarded as a woman's weapon...

Touche.

 

[Acidoctor]

No they aren't cool, Bongs are.

-snip-

Now this... this is cool, forget the goddam pipes.

Seconded.

 

[clicketycrack]

Pipes are awesome. They carry water, gas, and sewage. Just about anything you . . . wait, what?

 

[similar.squirrel]

I'm disappointed. I thought this was a thread about bagpipes.

And I thought it was about irrigation. Shows how much imagination I have..

No. Ukuleles are the coolest things in the world. And yo-yos. And nunchaku, maybe.

 

[LilGherkin]

Are you serious?

In case you are, no they're not cool. They're just an instrument to a disgusting habit.

Transporting fluids and other materials is a disgusting habit? Ohhh... He's talking about those kind of "pipes"

 

[jamesworkshop]

Now, i am only 15, yet i have a pipe (never going to smoke it of course) and i think that it is the coolest most amazing thing in the world. Now, do you think they are too amazingly cool, or, if not, what can top it?

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