Are pipes the coolest thing in the world?

[arc101]

Pipes are awesome, not for smoking just for gesturing with. Thats the only reason i have a pipe.

well said

 

[Amaurus]

I'm disappointed. I thought this was a thread about bagpipes.

Lol

 

[arc101]

Are you serious?

In case you are, no they're not cool. They're just an instrument to a disgusting habit.

I dont smoke them, im creating a funky trend, not being a retard

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Well, you can hit people with them, warp from place to place with them, build stuff with them, transport liquids with them...

Ohhhh, you mean those pipes. Nah, they'll give you lung cancer.

EDIT:

Spoiler

Does he look cool to you?

 

[arc101]

Well, you can hit people with them, warp from place to place with them, build stuff with them, transport liquids with them...

Ohhhh, you mean those pipes. Nah, they'll give you lung cancer.

I'm not fucking smoking tobacco in it, i aint smoking anything

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I have two words to contribute to this thread: Cane. Sword.

 

[jdog345]

I believe monocles and top hats are superior.

As are fedoras. They're like top hats for windy days.

Indeed, there are 3 awesome combo's:
Top hat + monocle + evening gown/long jacket tuxedo
Fedora + raincoat
Bowler hat + tuxedo + cane

Those all beat those lame ass pipes.

No, but if you ADD a pipe to any of these, it looks better.

 

[Skeleon]

I'm not fucking smoking tobacco in it, i aint smoking anything

Then don't get a pipe.

Seriously, you want to have it just as an accessory without any function?
At least put soap water in it and make bubbles.

Or get something else entirely. Something useful.
Like a multitool. Multitools are cool.

 

[Monocle Man]

I believe monocles and top hats are superior.

As are fedoras. They're like top hats for windy days.

Indeed, there are 3 awesome combo's:
Top hat + monocle + evening gown/long jacket tuxedo
Fedora + raincoat
Bowler hat + tuxedo + cane

Those all beat those lame ass pipes.

No, but if you ADD a pipe to any of these, it looks better.

The cons outweigh the pros by far.
Who would want their fancy suits reeking of tobacco?

Also, you have to avoid too many accessory or you'll start to look cluttered.
No one wants to hang around travelling merchants.

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

A good, well crafted, pipe is a thing of beauty but very few people of todays era understand them which is why you have such answers on this board. I personally don't think many can pull off 'the look' required not to appear like a fool with them myself.

PS: I am a hookah person myself. Wouldn't mind a shirlock holmes style pipe as a show piece.

 

[arc101]

I'm not fucking smoking tobacco in it, i aint smoking anything

Then don't get a pipe.

Seriously, you want to have it just as an accessory without any function?
At least put soap water in it and make bubbles.

This man knows what i am going to do

 

[Radeonx]

im 13, and 1 of my classmates are already smoking pipe. tho hes also the "incredibly weird guy" of the class.

theres alot of cooler stuff. Chuck Norris´ beard to name the only 1 needed.

Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Jack Churchill, his broadsword, and his mustache!

 

[Xrysthos]

YES! Pipes are awesome. It's a comfortable and sophisticated smoking experience, and once you learn how to stuff your pipe and smoke it correctly, it tastes great! Bongs are nice too though. But seriously, don't listen to all the pipe-haters here. They have no idea what they're talking about - stick to your pipe! If you ever consider smoking it, I recommend flake tobacco without any special flavour additives. It goes quite nicely with a single malt scotch or the likes of it.

 

[Sparrow]

"Is that guy smoking a gavel?"

 

[Duh]

pipes are awesome, but i think motors are way coolers

 

[Arrers]

Pipes are really more Classy than Cool.

 

[SendMeNoodz84]

Are you serious? Is this a serious question? Go outside and do kid things...

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

No they aren't cool, Bongs are.

-snip-

Now this... this is cool, forget the goddam pipes.

No. No smoking apparatus is cool. No matter how many half-naked chicks are using them.

But... the half-naked chicks... the bong... the weed... wha? Not... cool?

Also, I thought "chicks" wasn't PC, with various female escapists calling me out on it's usage in one of my threads.

Ya see here's the thing: I can call some hot girl I don't know a chick, but I don't like being called one and I don't call any female I respect a chick.

^_^

 

[EvilMaggot]

I'm disappointed. I thought this was a thread about bagpipes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBKBI7DOLHA

There you go. Man bagpipes are awesome.

they truely are

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujUlV4e6CPI - one of my fav songs with a bagpipe... just sad its so short :/

 

[SendMeNoodz84]

YES! Pipes are awesome. It's a comfortable and sophisticated smoking experience, and once you learn how to stuff your pipe and smoke it correctly, it tastes great! Bongs are nice too though. But seriously, don't listen to all the pipe-haters here. They have no idea what they're talking about - stick to your pipe! If you ever consider smoking it, I recommend flake tobacco without any special flavour additives. It goes quite nicely with a single malt scotch or the likes of it.

Haha. Very classy...