Are you a freak of nature?

[Supreme Unleaded]

I am no freak of nature, nature is a freak of me.

 

[Toasty]

Um nothing too wrong with me physically (my elbows are double-jointed and and my pinky fingers are bent as either the bone is too long or the tendons are too short) my mind on the other hand is melted, twisted etc.

 

[fuzzy1988]

im double jointed in my fingers which allows me to make my hand look
like its crawling along a table all by its self

 

[The_ModeRazor]

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Well...
Nothing.

 

[T-Bone24]

I can touch my lips with my foreskin, that's about it.

How the fuck did you figure that one out?

OT: I have a lazy eye and am also long-sighted, hooray! That's about it, really.

 

[JBarracudaL]

Yes, actually. I was born with a terrible cleft lip and palate, which also left my nose quite crooked.
Everything has since been repaired but I walked around most of my life with a bad case of shovel-face because many of these surgeries could not be performed until my body aged beyond puberty.

 

[Stormz]

I don't have anything really weird really. Just a couple stretch marks and I can Crack my right thumb and left ankle easily because of injuries that didn't heal properly.

 

[Kajt]

People tell me that I have way-too-bendable arms and legs.

 

[Valiance]

No, but I am a...

Force of nature.

 

[GoldenRaz]

I have two supernumerary nipples [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernumerary_nipple], placed beneath my two "real" ones, at pretty much the same places as the guy in the picture.
But considering that 5% or so of all humans have them, I guess I'm not that much of a freak after all.

 

[Thyunda]

Gynaecomastia. Not quite a party trick, or something to be ashamed of, but it is pretty funny telling people you have a boob.

 

[dodo1331]

My eyes change color with mood, apparently. My hair is also curly and I'm Hispanic, which I have yet to seen in anyone else. Go figure.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I had a big mole on the side of my head, it didn't show because of my hair but I always felt it. Anyway, I got it removed like a couple months ago.

 

[ExaltedK9]

I'm guessing that if you break your nose, you'd notice it. One of the symptoms is blinding, earth-shattering pain. Just an FYI.

Also: pics or it didn't happen!

When you're a hardboiled badass (like myself, for instance,) you don't notice earth-shattering pain.

...But seriously, I'm missing roughly 9 years of memories, and I've been hit in the face before, rather hard.
Elbows are not soft.

So it's possible.

No.

No it is not. Unless you had been huffing paint for 12 hours prior to breaking your nose, you would notice it.

Also, lesser symptoms include: minor disfiguration. If your nose isn't visible from either profile, chances are, that would stand out.

I wouldn't try to claim amnesia either. You're 16, live in Florida, and are still breathing. Unless you were a victim of insest (I wouldn't know) then I would doubt you broke your nose. At lest not hardly you didn't.

But hey, isn't that a good thing?

 

[grimsprice]

I have an Honest to god Spock ear. Seriously, since birth the top of my right ear has been squished to a point. My other ear, however, is fine.

 

[ExaltedK9]

No.

No it is not. Unless you had been huffing paint for 12 hours prior to breaking your nose, you would notice it.

Also, lesser symptoms include: minor disfiguration. If your nose isn't visible from either profile, chances are, that would stand out.

I wouldn't try to claim amnesia either. You're 16, live in Florida, and are still breathing. Unless you were a victim of insest (I wouldn't know) then I would doubt you broke your nose. At lest not hardly you didn't.

But hey, isn't that a good thing?

*sigh* You are taking the things I say entirely too serious.
Also I can barely understand what you are trying to say, here.

EDIT: Amusingly enough, though, I actually can't breathe through my nose.

Yeaaaaa...it's been a strange week for me...

You might look into that though. I'm athsmatic, if I couldn't breathe from my nose I would surely die a horrible death.

(mumbles something about the dolphins) but hey, you gotta live your own life.

 

[nono195]

that doesn't make you clever or mature just sensitive