Are YOU a psycho?

[Zombie_Fish]

I've been called a nutjob, a weirdo and a freak, but never a psycho. I feel shocked by this.

you have rorschach as your avatar. RORSCHACH for god's sake! the irony is delicious.

That just shows I'm a Watchmen fan, not a psycho.

 

[lwm3398]

I'm a TOTAL psycho, yea

said the guy with yagami raito as his avatar.

KIRA IS JUSTICE BIATCH!!! not reelz.

KIRA IS FICTIONAL BIATCH!!! reelz.

 

[Jamous]

I've been called one. Can't tell if they meant it though...

I've been called evil before.

Yay! SOMEONE ELSE!!! *sobs*

I dunno, I quite like it. Grace, a girl living with me and my flatmate in college, said that I was evil and my flatmate sick. I think it was beccause I was making fun of Jack's death in Home and Away:

"Jack! NOOOOOO!!!!

Me, "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

and then, "Wait, hold on a sec. So you're telling me that *****'s husband died after the day they got married. Her second husband being Jack and her closest friend killed him. She also has cancer? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

I also enjoyed being evil in Black and White 2 and zooming in on my city, hearing my people cry in pain and anguish as their daily lives are hopeless and painful. Then I went and got most of the old people that couldn't work and killed them in the torture pit. Also, for good measure, I summoned a volcano on my city. They were like tiny ants on fire.

I still don't see how I'm evil though.

OH. MY. GOD. YOU. KNOW. HOW. TO. HAVE. FUN.

I honestly don't see how I'm evil though!!

Well...okay I am evil...

But it's just so much damn fun! It's also where your creativity on how to make your people suffer really show.

The memories....

Chucking people between buildings to see if there's a difference between the bounce of a man, woman and pregnent woman.

Then I skipped people in the ocean. Trying to get my best record (got 5, thanks to one man) and then leaving them there to drown.

Then I'd go to the tallest mountain in the game with a pregnant woman in my hand and chuck her as hard as I could, seeing how far she'd go (my aim was to make it all the way to the ocean on the other side). Then I'd do that with another woman and then a guy.

I also purposely created slums. It was either a hovel or a skyscraper. Then, with all the skyscrapers filled to the brim and built like pins, I'd take a boulder at night and chuck it at my "pins" to see how much destruction I cause and how many people I killed.

I would also wait until a woman gave birth to her child. I'd kill her with a rock. Then, when the child is crying over her corpse and eveyrone else joining in, I'd pick them all up and bring them to the nearest torture pit to die.



In between all my shinanigans my creature was either

A) eating people

or

B) shitting on people

The crying, the hunched shoulders of the hopeless and the sound of decay and filth. With the ground teeming with bugs due to the decaying slums and the heads on spikes next to every house and the ground red, almost hinting blood. I created something truelly beautiful and unique.

Did I say you were awesome? WRONG. LEGENDARY.

The game is a lot of fun! I personally believe it to be Peter Molyneux at his best. If you don't have the game but you have the money, I really do recommend you playing it. It's funny and it really does empower you to be a god.

I've got it and true, it IS a lot of fun. BUT it's a massive let down when you complete the damn thing and it starts all over again instantly. Meh. It's worth it for the god-power.

Too true. Couldn't even be bothered to buy the expansion pack.

You're telling me that you have the game and you didn't come up with all the nasty ways to abuse your people?! I even bought the hand upgrade that allows me to move objects in the world without picking them up for the sole reason to smack the shit out of my people. I also built jails and sent as many old people I could find that couldn't work into them, only to die in the torture pit when I felt like it.

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Of course I had things to do to people. I dropped them, well... threw them, into the enemy cities, knocked down MASSIVE skyscrapers, oh, and I got them fed to my creature, who then crapped on their children. ^^ Overall I think I was a nice guy.

Nicer then me, that's for sure! Thinking of going through it again and see how it's like to be nice, but I don't think it's worth it. Installing Empire: Total War right now. Going to play the Americans as soon as I can because I'm an American and this time I'm going to use their power as it should be used (only partially used by George W. Bush) and that is to be totally evil.

Good luck with that. Try and keep good relations with the British plz! Simply because their navy is AWESOME. (nothing to do with the fact that I'm British... >_>...<_<)

 

[lwm3398]

I've been called a nutjob, a weirdo and a freak, but never a psycho. I feel shocked by this.

you have rorschach as your avatar. RORSCHACH for god's sake! the irony is delicious.

That just shows I'm a Watchmen fan, not a psycho.

i know. it's just ironic is all.

 

[ygetoff]

I'm really not that psychopathic, or even sociopathic.
But I have some friends who are.

 

[lwm3398]

I cannot manage to many things at once, and i wouldn't want to be to distracted to pick up some shiny creep and munch on it whether i was one or the other.

Do you think there's shiny-colered lizards in hell?

There are indeed. And they are crunchy and good to snack on.

Guess it'll be nice then. Always liked spicy food, and i hate the cold weather of the north.

To get back on track how do we kill satan?

Oh and once we've done so, I call dips on the succubuses, you can have the imps.

We kill him with repeated stabs to the head. How else?
*jumps on Satan with a large dagger*
Remember me?
*stabstabstab*
*Satan dies*
Wheee!
Now, where are my imps? I am going to eat one now. Enjoy the succubuses. I wore them out last time I was here.

look out for lilith. first succubus ever. anyways,can i join in?

 

[Neonbob]

Guess it'll be nice then. Always liked spicy food, and i hate the cold weather of the north.

To get back on track how do we kill satan?

Oh and once we've done so, I call dips on the succubuses, you can have the imps.

We kill him with repeated stabs to the head. How else?
*jumps on Satan with a large dagger*
Remember me?
*stabstabstab*
*Satan dies*
Wheee!

Now, where are my imps? I am going to eat one now. Enjoy the succubuses. I wore them out last time I was here.

How bout we stab him with frozen icicles made from stale morning urin?e

Can't be worse than the lich kings inflatable pony, nothing beats inflatable pony filled with frozen love-juice when it comes to disappointing pleasure.

That is disappointing indeed. Also, fixed for you. And if we use icicles, they'll melt in our hands. That's no fun. You can try that when he comes back tomorrow if you want. I'll just beat him to death with a couple of imp heads.

look out for lilith. first succubus ever.

Yep. And she better have my money.
See here for uncensored version. Don't do it if you're easily offended.
<color=white>***** better have my money.
And yes you may. You can never have too many distract-people when you're overthrowing hell on a daily basis.

 

[ROTMASTER]

no, yes? Ahh, shut up be fore i stab you. why is everybody looking at me, hi everybody

 

[lwm3398]

Guess it'll be nice then. Always liked spicy food, and i hate the cold weather of the north.

To get back on track how do we kill satan?

Oh and once we've done so, I call dips on the succubuses, you can have the imps.

We kill him with repeated stabs to the head. How else?
*jumps on Satan with a large dagger*
Remember me?
*stabstabstab*
*Satan dies*
Wheee!

Now, where are my imps? I am going to eat one now. Enjoy the succubuses. I wore them out last time I was here.

How bout we stab him with frozen icicles made from stale morning urin?e

Can't be worse than the lich kings inflatable pony, nothing beats inflatable pony filled with frozen love-juice when it comes to disappointing pleasure.

That is disappointing indeed. Also, fixed for you. And if we use icicles, they'll melt in our hands. That's no fun. You can try that when he comes back tomorrow if you want. I'll just beat him to death with a couple of imp heads.

look out for lilith. first succubus ever.

Yep. And she better have my money.
See here for uncensored version. Don't do it if you're easily offended.
<color=white>***** better have my money.

oh,so thats what i took off her body when i shot her? sorry.

 

[Neonbob]

How bout we stab him with frozen icicles made from stale morning urin?e

Can't be worse than the lich kings inflatable pony, nothing beats inflatable pony filled with frozen love-juice when it comes to disappointing pleasure.

That is disappointing indeed. Also, fixed for you. And if we use icicles, they'll melt in our hands. That's no fun. You can try that when he comes back tomorrow if you want. I'll just beat him to death with a couple of imp heads.

look out for lilith. first succubus ever.

Yep. And she better have my money.
See here for uncensored version. Don't do it if you're easily offended.
<color=white>***** better have my money.

oh,so thats what i took off her body when i shot her? sorry.

Sigh...it's fine, she'll be back tomorrow.
Hand it over and we'll be fine.

 

[lwm3398]

How bout we stab him with frozen icicles made from stale morning urin?e

Can't be worse than the lich kings inflatable pony, nothing beats inflatable pony filled with frozen love-juice when it comes to disappointing pleasure.

That is disappointing indeed. Also, fixed for you. And if we use icicles, they'll melt in our hands. That's no fun. You can try that when he comes back tomorrow if you want. I'll just beat him to death with a couple of imp heads.

look out for lilith. first succubus ever.

Yep. And she better have my money.
See here for uncensored version. Don't do it if you're easily offended.
<color=white>***** better have my money.

oh,so thats what i took off her body when i shot her? sorry.

Sigh...it's fine, she'll be back tomorrow.
Hand it over and we'll be fine.

aww,but hell money is so warm. but here you go.
anyways,where'd teisjm go? can i have his throne?

 

[teisjm]

Guess it'll be nice then. Always liked spicy food, and i hate the cold weather of the north.

To get back on track how do we kill satan?

Oh and once we've done so, I call dips on the succubuses, you can have the imps.

We kill him with repeated stabs to the head. How else?
*jumps on Satan with a large dagger*
Remember me?
*stabstabstab*
*Satan dies*
Wheee!

Now, where are my imps? I am going to eat one now. Enjoy the succubuses. I wore them out last time I was here.

How bout we stab him with frozen icicles made from stale morning urin?e

Can't be worse than the lich kings inflatable pony, nothing beats inflatable pony filled with frozen love-juice when it comes to disappointing pleasure.

That is disappointing indeed. Also, fixed for you. And if we use icicles, they'll melt in our hands. That's no fun. You can try that when he comes back tomorrow if you want. I'll just beat him to death with a couple of imp heads.

look out for lilith. first succubus ever.

Yep. And she better have my money.
See here for uncensored version. Don't do it if you're easily offended.
<color=white>***** better have my money.
And yes you may. You can never have too many distract-people when you're overthrowing hell on a daily basis.

It won't melt completely if i stab him fast enough, then it'll melt in his woulds and he'll have my urine pumping through his veins.

you're welcome to join, just stay away from my succubi... I called dips on em first. Neonbob already has the imps, so I guess you can have... The infernals? (I heard they're pretty hot)

 

[lwm3398]

Guess it'll be nice then. Always liked spicy food, and i hate the cold weather of the north.

To get back on track how do we kill satan?

Oh and once we've done so, I call dips on the succubuses, you can have the imps.

We kill him with repeated stabs to the head. How else?
*jumps on Satan with a large dagger*
Remember me?
*stabstabstab*
*Satan dies*
Wheee!

Now, where are my imps? I am going to eat one now. Enjoy the succubuses. I wore them out last time I was here.

How bout we stab him with frozen icicles made from stale morning urin?e

Can't be worse than the lich kings inflatable pony, nothing beats inflatable pony filled with frozen love-juice when it comes to disappointing pleasure.

That is disappointing indeed. Also, fixed for you. And if we use icicles, they'll melt in our hands. That's no fun. You can try that when he comes back tomorrow if you want. I'll just beat him to death with a couple of imp heads.

look out for lilith. first succubus ever.

Yep. And she better have my money.
See here for uncensored version. Don't do it if you're easily offended.
<color=white>***** better have my money.
And yes you may. You can never have too many distract-people when you're overthrowing hell on a daily basis.

It won't melt completely if i stab him fast enough, then it'll melt in his woulds and he'll have my urine pumping through his veins.

you're welcome to join, just stay away from my succubi... I called dips on em first. Neonbob already has the imps, so I guess you can have... The infernals?

nah, i'll take the furies. greek myth's awesome.
and how would you freeze the urine?

 

[freakaknight]

I think that it's our psychotic instabilities that make life interesting enough to bother living; "The difference between genius and madness is success"

 

[Neonbob]

Sigh...it's fine, she'll be back tomorrow.
Hand it over and we'll be fine.

aww,but hell money is so warm. but here you go.
anyways,where'd teisjm go? can i have his throne?

If you wanna run that risk, go ahead. He spoiled one of my pure joys in life by shooting me in the shoulder with a sniper rifle, so I'm staying away from the throne
[sup]who shoots someone when they're watching orphans blow themselves up on land mines? Really.[/sup]

That is disappointing indeed. Also, fixed for you. And if we use icicles, they'll melt in our hands. That's no fun. You can try that when he comes back tomorrow if you want. I'll just beat him to death with a couple of imp heads.

look out for lilith. first succubus ever.

Yep. And she better have my money.
See here for uncensored version. Don't do it if you're easily offended.
<color=white>***** better have my money.
And yes you may. You can never have too many distract-people when you're overthrowing hell on a daily basis.

It won't melt completely if i stab him fast enough, then it'll melt in his woulds and he'll have my urine pumping through his veins.

you're welcome to join, just stay away from my succubi... I called dips on em first. Neonbob already has the imps, so I guess you can have... The infernals? (I heard they're pretty hot)

Sure. They should be happy to have a new overlord.
But I must do this out of principle:
*stabs teisjm for bad pun*

 

[lwm3398]

Sigh...it's fine, she'll be back tomorrow.
Hand it over and we'll be fine.

aww,but hell money is so warm. but here you go.
anyways,where'd teisjm go? can i have his throne?

If you wanna run that risk, go ahead. He spoiled one of my pure joys in life by shooting me in the shoulder with a sniper rifle, so I'm staying away from the throne
[sup]who shoots someone when they're watching orphans blow themselves up on land mines? Really.[/sup]

That is disappointing indeed. Also, fixed for you. And if we use icicles, they'll melt in our hands. That's no fun. You can try that when he comes back tomorrow if you want. I'll just beat him to death with a couple of imp heads.

look out for lilith. first succubus ever.

Yep. And she better have my money.
See here for uncensored version. Don't do it if you're easily offended.
<color=white>***** better have my money.
And yes you may. You can never have too many distract-people when you're overthrowing hell on a daily basis.

It won't melt completely if i stab him fast enough, then it'll melt in his woulds and he'll have my urine pumping through his veins.

you're welcome to join, just stay away from my succubi... I called dips on em first. Neonbob already has the imps, so I guess you can have... The infernals? (I heard they're pretty hot)

Sure. They should be happy to have a new overlord.
But I must do this out of principle:
*stabs teisjm for bad pun*

hey,look,satan's back already.
so, uh, how's the frozen urine coming? we're gonna need it. *throws jug of prune juice*
you're gonna need that.

 

[lwm3398]

Sigh...it's fine, she'll be back tomorrow.
Hand it over and we'll be fine.

aww,but hell money is so warm. but here you go.
anyways,where'd teisjm go? can i have his throne?

If you wanna run that risk, go ahead. He spoiled one of my pure joys in life by shooting me in the shoulder with a sniper rifle, so I'm staying away from the throne
[sup]who shoots someone when they're watching orphans blow themselves up on land mines? Really.[/sup]

That is disappointing indeed. Also, fixed for you. And if we use icicles, they'll melt in our hands. That's no fun. You can try that when he comes back tomorrow if you want. I'll just beat him to death with a couple of imp heads.

look out for lilith. first succubus ever.

Yep. And she better have my money.
See here for uncensored version. Don't do it if you're easily offended.
<color=white>***** better have my money.
And yes you may. You can never have too many distract-people when you're overthrowing hell on a daily basis.

It won't melt completely if i stab him fast enough, then it'll melt in his woulds and he'll have my urine pumping through his veins.

you're welcome to join, just stay away from my succubi... I called dips on em first. Neonbob already has the imps, so I guess you can have... The infernals? (I heard they're pretty hot)

Sure. They should be happy to have a new overlord.
But I must do this out of principle:
*stabs teisjm for bad pun*

hey,look,satan's back already.
so, uh, how's the frozen urine coming? we're gonna need it. *throws jug of prune juice*
you're gonna need that.

hello? anyone? *gets shot by satan* shit! help!

 

[Neonbob]

hey,look,satan's back already.
so, uh, how's the frozen urine coming? we're gonna need it. *throws jug of prune juice*
you're gonna need that.

teisjm?
You better have your weapons already.
*rips off two imp heads*
I'm not going to wait very long before I kill him myself again.

 

[lwm3398]

hey,look,satan's back already.
so, uh, how's the frozen urine coming? we're gonna need it. *throws jug of prune juice*
you're gonna need that.

teisjm?
You better have your weapons already.
*rips off two imp heads*
I'm not going to wait very long before I kill him myself again.

*rips off arm that got shot by satan* wasn't gonna use it again anyways. teisjm? get out here!

 

[Neonbob]

hey,look,satan's back already.
so, uh, how's the frozen urine coming? we're gonna need it. *throws jug of prune juice*
you're gonna need that.

teisjm?
You better have your weapons already.
*rips off two imp heads*
I'm not going to wait very long before I kill him myself again.

*rips off arm that got shot by satan* wasn't gonna use it again anyways. teisjm? get out here!

*drools*
Can...can I have that arm after you're done hitting things with it? I love arms. They taste so good.