Are YOU a psycho?

[lwm3398]

once again,you try to steal all the food! *jumps up and chomps on orphan head*
have we made it to 666 posts yet? i gotta go soon.

Not my fault for being in the right place at the right time as worked out by sophisticated mathematical formulas.
...and I think we'd get shut down by the mods long before we got to 666.

true. plus the randomness would disappear, and it would start to be really stupid.
mathmatical formulas my ass.

And nothing is as bad as mediocre psychos.
[sup]Yes. Mathematical formulas. Your ass would land five hundred feet away, on a *mutters to self* 50[sup]o[/sup] angle from true north.[/sup]

yeah.
actuly, it wood be 50 degrees due north. wut you have with math,i have with gramer.

see what i did there?

Actually your wrong, true north is mathmatic term and is a legitimate phrase. By substituting it for due north you have changed the meaning of his statement.

get out of our text wall!

 

[Easykill]

I actually think I am, to a certain degree. Getting better though.

 

[peduncle]

yes

 

[Jamous]

I've been called one. Can't tell if they meant it though...

I've been called evil before.

Yay! SOMEONE ELSE!!! *sobs*

I dunno, I quite like it. Grace, a girl living with me and my flatmate in college, said that I was evil and my flatmate sick. I think it was beccause I was making fun of Jack's death in Home and Away:

"Jack! NOOOOOO!!!!

Me, "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

and then, "Wait, hold on a sec. So you're telling me that *****'s husband died after the day they got married. Her second husband being Jack and her closest friend killed him. She also has cancer? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

I also enjoyed being evil in Black and White 2 and zooming in on my city, hearing my people cry in pain and anguish as their daily lives are hopeless and painful. Then I went and got most of the old people that couldn't work and killed them in the torture pit. Also, for good measure, I summoned a volcano on my city. They were like tiny ants on fire.

I still don't see how I'm evil though.

OH. MY. GOD. YOU. KNOW. HOW. TO. HAVE. FUN.

I honestly don't see how I'm evil though!!

Well...okay I am evil...

But it's just so much damn fun! It's also where your creativity on how to make your people suffer really show.

The memories....

Chucking people between buildings to see if there's a difference between the bounce of a man, woman and pregnent woman.

Then I skipped people in the ocean. Trying to get my best record (got 5, thanks to one man) and then leaving them there to drown.

Then I'd go to the tallest mountain in the game with a pregnant woman in my hand and chuck her as hard as I could, seeing how far she'd go (my aim was to make it all the way to the ocean on the other side). Then I'd do that with another woman and then a guy.

I also purposely created slums. It was either a hovel or a skyscraper. Then, with all the skyscrapers filled to the brim and built like pins, I'd take a boulder at night and chuck it at my "pins" to see how much destruction I cause and how many people I killed.

I would also wait until a woman gave birth to her child. I'd kill her with a rock. Then, when the child is crying over her corpse and eveyrone else joining in, I'd pick them all up and bring them to the nearest torture pit to die.



In between all my shinanigans my creature was either

A) eating people

or

B) shitting on people

The crying, the hunched shoulders of the hopeless and the sound of decay and filth. With the ground teeming with bugs due to the decaying slums and the heads on spikes next to every house and the ground red, almost hinting blood. I created something truelly beautiful and unique.

Did I say you were awesome? WRONG. LEGENDARY.

The game is a lot of fun! I personally believe it to be Peter Molyneux at his best. If you don't have the game but you have the money, I really do recommend you playing it. It's funny and it really does empower you to be a god.

I've got it and true, it IS a lot of fun. BUT it's a massive let down when you complete the damn thing and it starts all over again instantly. Meh. It's worth it for the god-power.

Too true. Couldn't even be bothered to buy the expansion pack.

You're telling me that you have the game and you didn't come up with all the nasty ways to abuse your people?! I even bought the hand upgrade that allows me to move objects in the world without picking them up for the sole reason to smack the shit out of my people. I also built jails and sent as many old people I could find that couldn't work into them, only to die in the torture pit when I felt like it.

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Of course I had things to do to people. I dropped them, well... threw them, into the enemy cities, knocked down MASSIVE skyscrapers, oh, and I got them fed to my creature, who then crapped on their children. ^^ Overall I think I was a nice guy.

Nicer then me, that's for sure! Thinking of going through it again and see how it's like to be nice, but I don't think it's worth it. Installing Empire: Total War right now. Going to play the Americans as soon as I can because I'm an American and this time I'm going to use their power as it should be used (only partially used by George W. Bush) and that is to be totally evil.

Good luck with that. Try and keep good relations with the British plz! Simply because their navy is AWESOME. (nothing to do with the fact that I'm British... >_>...<_<)

Being the British kicks ass! Always played them in Medieval II, they had the best infantry and far-range infantry. Cavalry were found wanting but I never really held a lot of stock in them anyway.

Thank you, thank you. But the British Navy are so awesome. I took on about 6 big ships of France's (3rd rate) with about 5 of my own (6th rate, and prolly a brig). I tried it again though, but seeing as I wasn't desperate that time, I lost. XD

They are good. But once when I see the option of going Irish I'll jump for the chance. I also quite like how they have the game managed now, it seems simpler and yet still complex. A lot of fun!

Definitely. But the Irish are included under the British! Unfortunately it seems that they're not a separate nation at that point in time. Meh. Give em ago. Once you get decent income, you're rolling.

Agreed! Tried the Russians but nah, not for me. Want to finish the Road To Independance before I go on the campaign.

Nice, good luck with that. ^^

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

My closest friend calls me an asshole because I speak the truth.

 

[wardingo]

naaah i dont think im pycho... well i dunno, ill see what my unicorns and dead babies think *twitch* twitch*

 

[lwm3398]

once again,you try to steal all the food! *jumps up and chomps on orphan head*
have we made it to 666 posts yet? i gotta go soon.

Not my fault for being in the right place at the right time as worked out by sophisticated mathematical formulas.
...and I think we'd get shut down by the mods long before we got to 666.

true. plus the randomness would disappear, and it would start to be really stupid.
mathmatical formulas my ass.

And nothing is as bad as mediocre psychos.
[sup]Yes. Mathematical formulas. Your ass would land five hundred feet away, on a *mutters to self* 50[sup]o[/sup] angle from true north.[/sup]

yeah.
actuly, it wood be 50 degrees due north. wut you have with math,i have with gramer.

you do trig? niiice.
see what i did there?

Actually your wrong, true north is mathmatic term and is a legitimate phrase. By substituting it for due north you have changed the meaning of his statement.

get out of our text wall!

Sorry, I'll go back to my trigonometry and cry. :'(

you do trig? niiiice.

 

[Crabid]

I'm perfectly sane, wouldn't hurt a fly...

...the voices though, well they do bad stuff all the time.