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Iampringles

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I think, in general, the free ones like AVG, are just as good, if not better, than the mainstream expensive anti virus softwares.
 

Krythe

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I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
 

Crystal Cuckoo

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I love Eset Nod32. When I uninstalled Norton and put in Nod32, it picked up 5 viruses I had instantly. Hah. Shows what the guys at Norton know. :D
 

Woem

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Krythe said:
http://marenda.biz/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/agentsmith.jpg

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
Ninja'd.

 

Voodoomancer

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axia777 said:
That shit is practically Mal-Ware....
Funny you should say that.

A buddy of mine installed an free trial antivirus program once. The next day he apparently had over 200 viren[sub](yes, that's the correct plural of virus)[/sub], and a week later over a hundred thousand. The AV program kept telling him that to get rid of them he had to upgrade to the paid version. The program could not be uninstalled. In the end he had to reformat the drive, and reinstall the OS...
Moral of the story: Make sure it's legit before you install it.

OT: I use Avast!, and it works without affecting performance.
 

RN7

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I didn't have any anti-virus definitions installed besides whatever came with the laptop. Norton's 1 month trial ran out 13 months ago. My laptop now has an AV security virus on it...so...yeah.
 

Muramasa89

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I use Norton 360. Got it with my laptop so I didn't wish to waste a free year.
It expires in 16 days. I quite like it though, haven't had a single virus yet. It's not slow either. I figure people are bitching about previous versions of Norton, are people who follow the bandwagon, or download a lot of dangerous crap.
I think I'll get Avast! next.
 

Kwaren

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I don't think I am a virus but I have been called cancer on 4chan before.
 

Divinus Scientia

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Armored Prayer said:
I use Nortan (go ahead and laugh) But you know it's been actually helpful, and has been cleaning up my computer lately.
I won't laugh. Nortan is actually helpful, unlike Norton, which slows down your computer and eats up more RAM than a 23 GB game.
 

Vrach

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First I had Norton, it was weak and annoying. Then I had Kaspersky, it was strong but obstructive. Now I have NOD32 - it sees no evil, hears no evil but destroys all evil :p

edit: and yes, AVG is your second best bet if you want a free one, my mate has it, haven't heard him complain.
 

Yureina

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Norton because someone set this crap up and I can't get rid of it. I need a new computer... :(
 

DoctorWhat

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I use Avast for a few reasons.
1. It has a rootkit scanner
2. It's less in your face about the whole "upgrade now!!!" thing
3. It's more customizable. (AVG only allows Daily, Weekly or No scheduled scans. Avast! lets me do whatever I want)
 

Kaymish

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i don't use any at all i do a manual scan every once and a while and kill anything that's not suppose to be there
and very occasionally i will run a scan with spybot or Avira they usually come up with nothing
 

randomic

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AVG Free (make sure you check the website for new major releases regularly, I know a lot of people who ignored the pop-ups and ended up getting infected badly) and SpyBot S&D is a very nice program but you need to know what you're doing to get the best out of it. It's not very automated.