It's like someone trying to tell me, an English major, that retardiously is a word. It happens, because people are just that dumb. That's why I only try to comment when I know people are at least somewhat reasonable.
I was hoping we could liberally apply a literal razor.WitherVoice said:Hanlon's Razor [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_Razor] should be liberally applied to YouTube comments.
I'm no heroin addict, but brain cells DO grow back [http://www.princeton.edu/pr/pwb/99/0405/brain.htm]. As you can see by the link provided, this has been known for over a decade. You don't have to let your pothead acquaintance know though.TheTaco007 said:snip
the guy who hadn't eaten anything in 70 years was true though.TheTaco007 said:It's expected when it's on the internet. When it's in real life, however, it's a different story.
One of the chicks at my school started trying to argue today that her smoking way too much marijuana doesn't actually have negative impacts on her brain because "It's not like brain cells don't grow back, right?"
I, of course immediately responded with "It's EXACTLY like that. Once you lose a brain cell, it doesn't come back!"
She tried to turn it into a "Yes it is!" "No it isn't!" argument.
Me: "What are you basing your argument on?"
Her: "One of my friends is a heroine addict, so she knows all about this, and she says they grow back!"
Me: "Because people you're friends with couldn't possibly be wrong..."
Her: "Shut up, I know she's right!"
Me: *Pulls out iPhone and goes to google to prove it* "Really? Because every scientist in the world disagrees with her."
Some random asshole who decides to join the conversation at this point: "Science isn't right about everything, though!"
Me: "That's the point of science. If it's wrong, it gets fixed. That's how it works."
Him: "No, cause there's this 82 year old man in the hospital who hasn't eaten or drank anything in 70 years!"
Me: "Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on that one."
Him: "Nuh uh, he's been in the hospital for the past 2 weeks, and he hasn't eaten anything!"
Me: "You know this how?"
Him: "It was on the news!"
Me: "Because people on television can't possibly be wrong!"
Him: "Well the news said so!"
Me: "What news was it? FOX?"
*Everyone laughs*
Him: "No! It was just the news!"
Me: "OK, no, this is coming from the same person who tried to convince us that President Obama had shut down NASA?" (2 weeks ago he had come into class, claiming this. We looked it up, and it turns out Obama had actually just voted against funding NASA's next rocket to the moon. We then asked him where he'd heard it, and he told us his mom had told him.)
Him: "That's different! My mom told me that, this is the news!"
Me: "That's not the point! The point is that you've lost your reputation for being accurate."
Him: "No!"
Me: "Yes."
Him: "No!"
Me: *sighs and leaves*
Hentai is pron.It's animate Japanese pornography,simple as that.Supernatural Girl said:Last night, me and a friend had an MSN argument about whether Hentai was porn. She said it wasn't because it was a drawing and she'd seen more porn, meaning she KNEW. Obviously, I said it was and basic definitions backed me up, but she still refused to admit it.
(Looking back at our conversations, we talk about rubbish...) XD