I still remember with bitterness that my mate told me ERGHURRGHUM died in the 5th Harry Potter book, and COUGHOACHGH died in the sixth.
Then I read the seventh, and realised what a pile of crap the whole thing was.
Way to go, JK, with your dues ex machina climax (Ol' Voldy can't be bothered to walk five feet and check his killer/enemy/nemesis/one threat is dead? So he sends the mother of the CHILD HE'S MANIPULATED AND THREATENED!?!? Why not send Goth-girl? She's a fanatic! She'd kill the corpse if he WAS dead!!!!!!!!)
Oh right, Spoilers...I mean Ol' Voldy COUGHOCUHGOUHCOUGHH OUHGOUHGOCOUH HAOARUAAARRGHH dead!!!!!!
Then I read the seventh, and realised what a pile of crap the whole thing was.
Way to go, JK, with your dues ex machina climax (Ol' Voldy can't be bothered to walk five feet and check his killer/enemy/nemesis/one threat is dead? So he sends the mother of the CHILD HE'S MANIPULATED AND THREATENED!?!? Why not send Goth-girl? She's a fanatic! She'd kill the corpse if he WAS dead!!!!!!!!)
Oh right, Spoilers...I mean Ol' Voldy COUGHOCUHGOUHCOUGHH OUHGOUHGOCOUH HAOARUAAARRGHH dead!!!!!!