Arkward moments

[Mozza444]

When my gf was giving me head.. and her aunty walked in

 

[Aerodyamic]

PLEASE, GOD PLEASE: Read the first spoiler. If you think that the first spoiler indicates that you will not appreciate the second spoiler, DO NOT OPEN THE SECOND. It will make you unhappy, and I firmly believe that the disclaimer outlines the humourous intent.

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*Please note, this isn't an actual account of a real awkward moment. It is however, FUNNY AS HELL to say it to people and watch their brains go 'POINK!' It's also completely unsafe for work, and is probably going to offend at least a few people*

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So, last weekend I was having some great buttzekz... I know, it's really not that bad, is it? Then the little emo-boy looks over his shoulder and asks for a reach-around. It TOTALLY RUINED THE MOMENT when his hair wasn't covering his face anymore.

 

[Sigel]

-_- Never knowing when someone is hitting on me or trying to ask me out. I am also very literal minded so it takes me a minute to get jokes or they just go over my head completely. I hate social situations for these reasons. "sigh" I am also dsylexic(sp?) so I can't speak well when stressed, tired, and/or angry. ;-; Daily embarrasment is just another normal part of my life. Yay...good times.

 

[ribonuge]

Life is an awkward moment.

 

[Woodsey]

General word vomit.

Back when I was 14, my parents telling me to come downstairs and my Mum just starts crying. They overheard me talking about the Sims 2 and how I was pregnant. Good times.

I got stuck in a child swing at a park while bunking of lessons in 6th Form. My friend was trying to help me get out and suggested taking off my chunky belt. I broke the best while taking it off, then my jeans started falling down. Not the best day to wear lace underwear. So my friend gets an massive erection, I'm semi naked in a child swing then some grandparents turn up to the park with their granddaughter and a video camera. There was a security camera so I'm sure it's on film somewhere.

God that's funny xD

I'd of thought he'd be too busy pissing himself (and crying) to get a boner though.

OT: When you say a joke after everyone's been pissing themselves laughing at each other for 10 minutes and no one finds it funny... (only happened once or twice though!)

EDIT: Also, if we're going for the whole 'boner' thing then its got to be getting one right before a PE lesson and not being able to get it down.

You either have:

a) Everyone realising you're up 'n' about

or

b) Everyone thinking you're a complete retard for getting changed like you've shit your pants

 

[jpakaferrari]

you should of just slept in the same bed though doing "the deed" in there would have be hellishly more embarrassing oh and was she hot?

[awkward silence]
Fox1789 is a girl and she had a BOYfriend

 

[NUMAN01D]

Ahh, today. Walking through a crowded square in town, and my headphones snagged on a railing and pulled out of my ears and my phone. Built in speaker kicks in and blares rather unsavoury music all over the place. Followed by the seemingly everlasting moment which involved unlocking, going into the music player, now playing, pause etc... MAN, that was embarrasing.

 

[ActionDan]

Getting a boner in the middle of class and having the teacher call you to the front.

/thread.

Oh God, this.

One time, our teacher was calling us up one by one to get our tests back. I figured I could get it down by the time she called my name, but no, I was next.

The *****.

When that happened in the past, I usually pointed it upwards, then pulled the jumper down. I can't think of anything that awkward. I'll have to probe my memories...

 

[comadorcrack]

 

[damselgaming]

General word vomit.

Back when I was 14, my parents telling me to come downstairs and my Mum just starts crying. They overheard me talking about the Sims 2 and how I was pregnant. Good times.

I got stuck in a child swing at a park while bunking of lessons in 6th Form. My friend was trying to help me get out and suggested taking off my chunky belt. I broke the best while taking it off, then my jeans started falling down. Not the best day to wear lace underwear. So my friend gets an massive erection, I'm semi naked in a child swing then some grandparents turn up to the park with their granddaughter and a video camera. There was a security camera so I'm sure it's on film somewhere.

God that's funny xD

I'd of thought he'd be too busy pissing himself (and crying) to get a boner though.

You and me both, but it just added to the hilarity of the incident. Luckily I managed to get out without getting firemen involved and we just laughed for about an hour. Such an awesome memory.

 

[Punisher A.J.]

'Shes hot!'

'You mean he?'

'What?'

This...
That's why I always ask whether that person in that anime is a girl or a boy.

That shits not funny... There was(might be) a seriously hot girl... still can't figure her gender out.

 

[Joa_Belgium]

I once meeted with two couples and an acquaintance for a drink, so that makes a total of six people. At a certain point both couples started kissing together, with the other guy and me sitting there a bit awkward.

The other man suddenly gives me certain glances and I - thinking of a witty remark - say: "Don't even think about it."

It was only two weeks after that I found out the man in question is gay. Oops.

--

I also once had this awkward moment, years ago when I was still in high school. The bell rang, everyone was waiting for their teachers and I was talking to a very good friend with my back towards the teachers and we were joking a lot.

Suddenly, my mate says: "Look out, Ms. Van Oost is behind you."
Me: "Oh yeah sure, that hot teacher? I don't believe you."
Friend: "Uhh, Joa ..."
Me: "I do like her classes though, mostly because she's really a hot teacher. God, what a body."
Ms. Van Oost: "Hello there."

...

Me: "........ (Ohh crap.) Hello."

*quick getaway*

I have another awkward story which involves me urinating a blue liquid. But maybe I'll save that for another time.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

my ex was making a caste of my cock, her sister walked in, it was more than a bit weird.
we later had to go downstairs and have christmas with the rest of her family.

 

[Ryuk2]

Read the title, post your arkward moments.

Mine is my mum looked at my deasktop (Its L from Deatnote) and said "Whos that girl?" I replied "Its a guy" followed by a really akward silence.

Share yours.

Also probably being told to search bar this thread.

Why would a parent ask something like that about an drawn character?
Well, mine probably goes for having a boner in class when teacher calls me to the front.

 

[DuplicateValue]

Getting a boner in the middle of class and having the teacher call you to the front.

/thread.

Oh God, this.

One time, our teacher was calling us up one by one to get our tests back. I figured I could get it down by the time she called my name, but no, I was next.

The *****.

Worst part about it was the teacher was explaining certain writing styles and the emphasis put on little things such as a handshake, and he used me as an example to show a proper handshake. He didn't even notice I had something poking out in front of my shorts so he just kept going.

I was up there for 5 full fucking minutes.

It never goes down. You think you can get it down, but it won't go down.

You were wearing shorts? Well that just makes it a thousand times worse.
At least with the baggy school trousers, you have some chance of hiding it.

And what kind of handshake takes 5 minutes? xD

When that happened in the past, I usually pointed it upwards, then pulled the jumper down. I can't think of anything that awkward. I'll have to probe my memories...

I tend to go for the "keep your hands in your pockets whenever it's possible" approach.

 

[Julianking93]

Getting a boner in the middle of class and having the teacher call you to the front.

/thread.

Oh God, this.

One time, our teacher was calling us up one by one to get our tests back. I figured I could get it down by the time she called my name, but no, I was next.

The *****.

Worst part about it was the teacher was explaining certain writing styles and the emphasis put on little things such as a handshake, and he used me as an example to show a proper handshake. He didn't even notice I had something poking out in front of my shorts so he just kept going.

I was up there for 5 full fucking minutes.

It never goes down. You think you can get it down, but it won't go down.

You were wearing shorts? Well that just makes it a thousand times worse.
At least with the baggy school trousers, you have some chance of hiding it.

And what kind of handshake takes 5 minutes? xD

The type of handshakes he uses to demonstrate character behavior apparently.

And the shorts did make it worse, but what the hell was I supposed to do? It was in the middle of August and 98 degrees outside.

Even worse is that I was only wearing a tshirt and I'm a fairly skinny guy so that was pretty obvious next to my black shirt and thin frame

Whats [i/]even[/i] worse is that the class was 98% girls.

I wanted to die that day.

 

[Lullabye]

'Shes hot!'

'You mean he?'

'What?'

This...
That's why I always ask whether that person in that anime is a girl or a boy.

omfg....according to my friends, I have 2 talents when watching anime.
1) When finding an anime series to watch, I almost always pick one that has serious ecchi somewhere down the line....think sekon no qwaser(the manga)
2) Like all anime fans, my friends and I assign ourselves characters in t the anime's we watch. i always pick the one hat is either a)gay(and never the cool gay one) or b)Not the gender I thought they were. I also have a bad habit of saying "Oh, if she were real, I'd do her." only to find out it was a damn guy....
Hmm, for my real awkward moments.......falling asleep while masturbating, then having someone of the opposite sex who isn't your girlfriend wake you up.

 

[DuplicateValue]

Whats [i/]even[/i] worse is that the class was 98% girls.

I wanted to die that day.

Ah, well I go to an all boy's school, so I don't have that problem.

Not that having no girls around is a good thing - (most) boys are violent and disgusting.

 

[Julianking93]

Whats [i/]even[/i] worse is that the class was 98% girls.

I wanted to die that day.

Ah, well I go to an all boy's school, so I don't have that problem.

Not that having no girls around is a good thing - (most) boys are violent and disgusting.

True.

Men are disgusting pigs aren't they?

 

[DuplicateValue]

Whats [i/]even[/i] worse is that the class was 98% girls.

I wanted to die that day.

Ah, well I go to an all boy's school, so I don't have that problem.

Not that having no girls around is a good thing - (most) boys are violent and disgusting.

True.

Men are disgusting pigs aren't they?

Indeed.

Except, you know, the ones I like.