Articulate a shocking truth.

[Sewblon]

Make sure you spoiler it, here is mine.

Spoiler

Even if time travel turns out to be possible, no one could ever actually change history, since the event they attempted to change has happened in the past, that means that they already went back in time and failed to change it.

Edit: Swollen Goat said I needed to edit my post, so I edited it.

 

[Sewblon]

How about a picture instead?

You have to spoiler tag it. People must choose to know the truth.

 

[JRCB]

Spoiler: THE TRUTH

Dumbledore dies at the end of everything. Ever. Of all time.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Spoiler

Your parents are going to die.

 

[seekeroftruth86]

Spoiler: get ready for this...

You park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.

 

[Fumbleumble]

America isn't the shining land of liberty and equality for all.

 

[Sewblon]

Spoiler: THE TRUTH

Dumbledore dies at the end of everything. Ever. Of all time.

Spoiler: and don't forget that

Edward Norton and Brad Pit are the same person, Bruce Willis is a ghost, and Saurumon works for Sauron.

America isn't the shining land of liberty and equality for all.

Try not to get political, this is supposed to be fun for anyone who is interested. But if you must be political, be specific and/or original enough so that it will actually be shocking.

 

[Scarecrow]

America isn't the shining land of liberty and equality for all.

Oh so true.

 

[lacktheknack]

You are now manually breathing.

<link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view>This... thing makes everyone mad the instant they see it.

People who don't understand HTML wizardry all hate me now.

Everyone who clicks <link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0>this link will instantly regret it.

 

[adakias]

Make sure you spoiler it, here is mine.

Spoiler

If time travel were possible someone would have stopped Hitler from coming to power.

Edit: Swollen Goat said I needed to edit my post, so I edited it.

Spoiler

Hitler's rise to power may have been ensured by a time-travelling Nazi.

 

[Sewblon]

Make sure you spoiler it, here is mine.

Spoiler

If time travel were possible someone would have stopped Hitler from coming to power.

Edit: Swollen Goat said I needed to edit my post, so I edited it.

Spoiler

Hitler's rise to power may have been ensured by a time-travelling Nazi.

Spoiler

A time traveling Nazi would have installed a leader who would have lead Germany to victory in World War 2. Besides time travel results in contradictions. If someone goes back in time to stop Hitler from rising to power, the time traveler would never have heard of Hitler so he would have never gone back in time to stop him from rising to power. So then Hitler would rise to power so the time traveler would go back in time to stop him. So Hitler both would and would not rise to power, and the time traveler both would and would not have prevented him from coming to power, which is absurd.

 

[Chamale]

Make sure you spoiler it, here is mine.

Spoiler

If time travel were possible someone would have stopped Hitler from coming to power.

Edit: Swollen Goat said I needed to edit my post, so I edited it.

Spoiler

Hitler's rise to power may have been ensured by a time-travelling Nazi.

Spoiler

A time traveling Nazi would have installed a leader who would have lead Germany to victory in World War 2. Besides time travel results in contradictions. If someone goes back in time to stop Hitler from rising to power, the time traveler would never have heard of Hitler so he would have never gone back in time to stop him from rising to power. So then Hitler would rise to power so the time traveler would go back in time to stop him. So Hitler both would and would not rise to power, and the time traveler both would and would not have prevented him from coming to power, which is absurd.

Spoiler

Hitler survived the Casino Point bombing, the Gersdorff attack, the July 20 plot, and dozens of other attacks. Hitler's rise to power is inevitable [http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html]

Another one:

Spoiler

There's no evidence that free will exists. It's an illusion, because everything in the Universe is bound by the laws of physics - even chemistry in your own brain.

A happier one:

Spoiler

There's far more evidence of life on Mars and Titan than evidence to the contrary, but NASA is simply being cautious before they announce that they've found life on another world.

 

[Wardnath]

Spoiler: A truly, utterly shocking truth awaits within...

You have all just lost the Game. ^_^

 

[badgersprite]

Spoiler

I knew you would click this spoiler tag and read this. That's right; I know you're reading this right now. You. Yes, you.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Spoiler

If time travel were possible someone would have stopped Hitler from coming to power.

Debatable. In another thread I made a while back about Time Travel, we discussed how it would be impossible for someone to go back and kill Hitler, as in, something would get in the way somewhere to protect time itself.
Edit: Oh shit I forgot to put in a truth.

Spoiler: You'd never guess...

"Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."

 

[Wardnath]

Spoiler

If time travel were possible someone would have stopped Hitler from coming to power.

Debatable. In another thread I made a while back about Time Travel, we discussed how it would be impossible for someone to go back and kill Hitler, as in, something would get in the way somewhere to protect time itself.

Not to mention there's the issue of Stalin still being in power at the time.

 

[Sewblon]

Make sure you spoiler it, here is mine.

Spoiler

If time travel were possible someone would have stopped Hitler from coming to power.

Edit: Swollen Goat said I needed to edit my post, so I edited it.

Spoiler

Hitler's rise to power may have been ensured by a time-travelling Nazi.

Spoiler

A time traveling Nazi would have installed a leader who would have lead Germany to victory in World War 2. Besides time travel results in contradictions. If someone goes back in time to stop Hitler from rising to power, the time traveler would never have heard of Hitler so he would have never gone back in time to stop him from rising to power. So then Hitler would rise to power so the time traveler would go back in time to stop him. So Hitler both would and would not rise to power, and the time traveler both would and would not have prevented him from coming to power, which is absurd.

Spoiler

Another one:

Spoiler

There's no evidence that free will exists. It's an illusion, because everything in the Universe is bound by the laws of physics - even chemistry in your own brain.

Spoiler

Spoiler

We experience decision making every day of our lives, if that isn't evidence for freewill, what is?