Ask a game character one question.

[dorkette1990]

From Portal "Chell, what was working at Aperture like BEFORE GlaDos went all psycho-destruction on you guys? Or.... are you really an android, and never worked before?"

 

[The_ModeRazor]

"Hey, Commander Shepard, care for a question?"
"Make it quick, I need to get the blood stains off my armor."
"What is death like?"
"It's just a loading screen."

Gordon Freeman: "Man of few words, huh?"

Sagat: "TIGEEER UPPERCUUUUTTT???"

 

[War Penguin]

ME: Hey, Link, is it annoying to you that you can only communicate through grunts and screams?

LINK: YAAAGH!!!

 

[hottsaucekid]

To Gordon Freeman: What was your first word?

you would never get an answer for two reasons. 1:he doesnt talk. 2:hes never had his first words.

OT:i would ask the whole crew from tf2 why cant the xbox have updates as well? plz? why does Gabe Newell hate me!?

 

[Jedisolo75]

Tidus, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A *****?!

Leliana, will you mary me?

Link, you're 23 Years old, will you please, please, please for the love of God, learn to talk now?

 

[TheLiham]

I'd ask Cloud or Sephiroth why they need to compensate with gigantic swords

 

[TheSuperiorXemnas]

"Hey Roxas, can I touch your Keyblade?"

 

[Flamezdudes]

Vaan from FF XII.

"So... boy or girl? And, please don't speak. Write it down."

Seriously, i really don't like FF XII! But like the rest of the games

 

[lysiaboy]

andrew ryan: let me join you

 

[Dango]

I would ask Alyx "Don't you find it even a little weird that Gordon hasn't said anything for like, weeks?"

 

[subject_87]

Settle it once and for all: "Pyro, would you remove your mask?"

 

[LostTimeLady]

Yuna from Final Fantasy X

"Yuna, I understand why your weapon of choice is a elaborate carpet beater but... where do you keep it when you're not in a battle or preforming a sending... seriously, do you keep it up your sleaves or something?"

 

[bulbasaur765]

To Fox McCloud: How come you don't wear your aviator sunglasses when piloting the Arwing?

 

[nuba km]

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I would simply ask Gordon freeman a question just to hear his voice... HO! what question... why is he doing what he is doing because we are never given a reason.

 

[Crispee]

I would ask an Alakazam why they remain subservient to humans when they're superior in every way, including mustache grooming.

 

[Blue Musician]

I would ask Gordon Freeman what is his favorite weapon. I would probably not get and answer though.

Now seriously, I would ask probably one of the Sisters on The VOid many things, I am not sure what right now, but something!

Otherwise, I would ask Jack from Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines how one turns into a vampire.

Or I would ask Eleanor Lamb from BS2 anything.

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

To any JRPG character: How do you get your hair to stay like that?

Or to John Marston: How much sand paper did you have to swallow to get your voice like that.