Ask a game character one question.

[Timzilla]

"Hey, Commander Shepard, care for a question?"
"Make it quick, I need to get the blood stains off my armor."
"What is death like?"
"It's just a loading screen."

Just one never ending elevator ride.

Hey Elise, can you tell me about that time you borther was camping up in that clock tower.
*Five hour's later*
Okay, how about that time you went to the mall and saw all those people dancing for, like money and stuff.
I'd give up after that.

Hey Snake, Metal Gear?

Hey Master Chief, do you need a weapon?

I'm probably going to come up with more later.

 

[kinggamecat]

I think I'd ask Etna from Disgaea for a Prinny and as payment I'd give her anything from sweets to pleasure but only a one time thing. PRINNIES RULE!