Ask a Midget

[TheRundownRabbit]

What are the high points of being a, OMG SRY, that came out wrong!
Can you overlook that lasSHIT! SRY!

Uhh sorry
Seriously though

What benefits come with being someone of an abnormal stature?

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

Are you a legal midget? Or an ACTUAL midget? (Yes, there's a difference.)

Furthermore, how do you deal with the stares?

 

[Lang901]

do you drive?

sorry if that was racist

yes. i just use extensions to the pedals

 

[JordanXlord]

oh that is just awesome

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Have you ever dressed up like a Leprechaun? On Halloween, for example? (sorry, I had to ask this)

 

[Lang901]

whats sex like for you? do you only have it with other midgets? also isnt the word midget offencive?

I am under 18 so i dont know about the first one. only to some people, i personally dont care but its different for other people

 

[Abengoshis]

Are you actually a midget or did you make this thread to show how people immediately jump to conclusions.

 

[Hectix777]

Gimli, is that you?

 

[Lang901]

Are you actually a midget or did you make this thread to show how people immediately jump to conclusions.

Actual midget.

 

[Lang901]

Are you a legal midget? Or an ACTUAL midget? (Yes, there's a difference.)

Furthermore, how do you deal with the stares?

Legal and Actual. under 4'9" and genetic

 

[Lang901]

Do you feel that midgets working in the film industry are cast simply for the frenetic/comedic effect and is thus objectifying, or do you just view them as playing to their strengths like any other actor would do?

sometimes. you will get type cast so i guess that's a strength.

 

[That's Funny]

What is your favorite fictional Character?

 

[Lang901]

What are the high points of being a, OMG SRY, that came out wrong!
Can you overlook that lasSHIT! SRY!

Uhh sorry
Seriously though

What benefits come with being someone of an abnormal stature?

i get way too many short jokes so i dont care if what you say is somthing like overlook.
Free stuff is the best part.

 

[Quaxar]

Kirk or Picard?

Hey, just because you want to know stuff related to his size I don't have to go along...

 

[SpaceCadetMarty]

Do you have night vision?

 

[Lang901]

Do you have night vision?

no.

 

[Lang901]

What is your favorite fictional Character?

Ron Swanson

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

What are the high points of being a, OMG SRY, that came out wrong!
Can you overlook that lasSHIT! SRY!

Uhh sorry
Seriously though

What benefits come with being someone of an abnormal stature?

i get way too many short jokes so i dont care if what you say is somthing like overlook.
Free stuff is the best part.

I was just kidding, no hard feelings

 

[Lang901]

What are the high points of being a, OMG SRY, that came out wrong!
Can you overlook that lasSHIT! SRY!

Uhh sorry
Seriously though

What benefits come with being someone of an abnormal stature?

i get way too many short jokes so i dont care if what you say is somthing like overlook.
Free stuff is the best part.

I was just kidding, no hard feelings

i really dont mind. "hand on bible"

 

[Voodoomancer]

What is the square root of 81 plus 13?