Ask a Midget

[Lang901]

Are you a grown person under 4'10? (Which is considered a disability in my state) Or do you have some form of dwarfism? If so what kind?
My roommate in college had achondroplasia.

Both. achondroplaisa

 

[jeff02x2]

What games you into? Also any sports or hobbies that you enjoy/ do better in due to you build?

 

[Lang901]

Is it satisfying to be able to easily punch people in the balls? Such a capability must have great strategic value in a fight! Kicking is one thing, but nothing can pack so many emotions and hatred as a punch!

Also, what is the answer to life the universe and everything?

PS: Congrats on being so open minded about this. I respect when people can joke openly about themselves.

Regular places and have them altered

I also alter my clothes, but I do it so they are extra slim. Sometimes I look like slender man (I am ridiculously thin :/ and considering I eat regularly at MC Donald's since I was 5, that's something)!

yes, thats why ive never been in a fight.
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[Lang901]

What games you into? Also any sports or hobbies that you enjoy/ do better in due to you build?

im not really the sporty person so i dont do a lot of sports.
i do play the cello, i dont know if that counts.

 

[smearyllama]

Are you a fan of the Metal Gear Solid series?
How about Twin Peaks?

What's your favorite color?

Do you play Magic: The Gathering?

These are really just questions I ask everyone, but I wanna hear your response anyway.

 

[Lang901]

Are you a fan of the Metal Gear Solid series?
How about Twin Peaks?

What's your favorite color?

Do you play Magic: The Gathering?

These are really just questions I ask everyone, but I wanna hear your response anyway.

no. Xbox all the way
no
blue
no

 

[LightspeedJack]

I thought the word midget was supposed to be offensive now? Aren't you supposed to say "little person" now? Personally I don't see how that's less offensive than midget.

 

[smearyllama]

Are you a fan of the Metal Gear Solid series?
How about Twin Peaks?

What's your favorite color?

Do you play Magic: The Gathering?

These are really just questions I ask everyone, but I wanna hear your response anyway.

no. Xbox all the way
no
blue
no

Huh.
That's interesting.

You know, I really like blue, too.

 

[Lang901]

I thought the word midget was supposed to be offensive now? Aren't you supposed to say "little person" now? Personally I don't see how that's less offensive than midget.

as ive said to other people, words only carry negative meanings because we give them those meanings. if i am not offended by that word it takes away the meaning and reduces it to just another word.

 

[Chappy]

Are you a grown person under 4'10? (Which is considered a disability in my state) Or do you have some form of dwarfism? If so what kind?
My roommate in college had achondroplasia.

Both. achondroplaisa

Have you ever considered as you have achondroplaisa donating your body to science at death? For the purpose of looking into achondroplaisa more or for Archaeological/Anthropology teaching purposes.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

If you could change you height, would you?

I'm fairly short, and I would detest being tall.

 

[TheRealCJ]

Can I ask you a... "Mechanical" question, in regards to your love life? Yes? Here it goes:

What kind of ring do you get a 1st-year anniversary? I'm just wondering, because my girlfriend like rings, and our first year is coming up...

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Do little people refer to non-little people as "normies"?

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

Ask me any thing you want to ask a midget?

This has nothing to do with your height since I ask this to everyone out of curiosity.

What religion do you follow? Christianity? Atheism? Buddhism? Other?

 

[Not George Carlin]

How's the weather up there?

 

[Caliostro]

Where do you buy your clothes and small sized suits and what not?

Regular places and have them altered

Good sir, you are awesome.

If you tell me you also have a decently sized afro (and maybe a mustache or beard, or both, but not necessary), I shall proceed to name you my new deity of preference.

...Don't ask, I just think midgets are awesome.


Not really a question though, more like a series of statements... so... If you were to star in an action movie, would you rather be the hero or villain?

 

[drisky]

As a non midget short person, (5'4") i feel that I get some disrespect due to my height.
Do you feel that as a midget that you get more respect, because people are sympathetic of the disorder, or less, because your shorter than some one is simply short?

 

[Dango]

Waffles or pancakes?