Ask a scotsman anything?

[shootthebandit]

i thought id join the bandwagon

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

I seriously dislike you for 'joining the bandwagon', but I HAVE to ask... is there anything under the kilt? (This is to determine if you are a TRUE Scotsman)

 

[shootthebandit]

I seriously dislike you for 'joining the bandwagon', but I HAVE to ask... is there anything under the kilt? (This is to determine if you are a TRUE Scotsman)

only a penis, that is all

we only wear them on special occasions anyway, we dont wear them all the time

 

[ThreeKneeNick]

Do you even like kilts? How often do you wear them?

 

[rabidmidget]

Do you like the taste of Haggis?

 

[hyperhammy]

Are you drunk and have red hair?

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

I seriously dislike you for 'joining the bandwagon', but I HAVE to ask... is there anything under the kilt? (This is to determine if you are a TRUE Scotsman)

only a penis, that is all

we only wear them on special occasions anyway, we dont wear them all the time

Sorry chum. You failed. The correct answer is 'A Scotsman never tells'

And yes, I realise its an occasion thing

 

[shootthebandit]

Do you like the taste of Haggis?

it delicious

 

[shootthebandit]

Are you drunk and have red hair?

drunk alot, and my facial hair has a gingerish tint

 

[Iron Mal]

What is the circumfrence of a moose?

 

[hyperhammy]

Are you drunk and have red hair?

drunk alot, and my facial hair has a gingerish tint

must...resist...urge...to...make...racist...JOKE!

 

[shootthebandit]

What is the circumfrence of a moose?

5 inches

 

[shootthebandit]

Are you drunk and have red hair?

drunk alot, and my facial hair has a gingerish tint

must...resist...urge...to...make...racist...JOKE!

go on, i dont care

 

[Iron Mal]

What is the circumfrence of a moose?

5 inches

Is that a Norweigen or Canadian moose?

 

[Quaxar]

Ever heard of this thing called "sun"? It's a big yellow ball high in the sky.

 

[hyperhammy]

Are you drunk and have red hair?

drunk alot, and my facial hair has a gingerish tint

must...resist...urge...to...make...racist...JOKE!

go on, i dont care

You are like the most stereotypical scottish ever... I mean... wow!

 

[shootthebandit]

What is the circumfrence of a moose?

5 inches

Is that a Norweigen or Canadian moose?

no, its the moose ye find loose aboot yer hoose

 

[KaiRai]

Do you like the taste of Haggis?

it delicious

I second this, Haggis is amazing.

OT: Do you like Scotch?

 

[shootthebandit]

Ever heard of this thing called "sun"? It's a big yellow ball high in the sky.

yeah we are aware of it, we just dont see it often

 

[Keepitclean]

Without googling, what does the term 'dardy' mean?