Ask a scotsman anything?

[shootthebandit]

A very stupid question maybe, but what are your thoughts on William Wallace? The Scots I've asked here are either saying he is a traitor or he was a good man. To be honest, I've only read the wikipedia page about him and seen Braveheart (but the last probably was far fetched regarding him?).

he wasnt a traitor, it was robert the bruce who was a traitor

 

[Queen Michael]

How often do you wear kilts? What I mean isn't "Do you only wear them on special occasions", I'm wondering how frequently kilt-wearing occurs, that is, how many days a year on average you see somebody wearing a kilt.

 

[The Heik]

I seriously dislike you for 'joining the bandwagon', but I HAVE to ask... is there anything under the kilt? (This is to determine if you are a TRUE Scotsman)

only a penis, that is all

we only wear them on special occasions anyway, we dont wear them all the time

Wait, you only wear your penis on special occasions?

OT: is it true that underwear is only worn under a kilt if there's a woman on the throne?

 

[SnipErlite]

ive been on many a bandwagon

not been in many barfights, i tend to go to bars where everyone knows each other

Good - Keep getting on more and more (Y)

And fair enough, neither have I, but...I almost want to. I know they're life-threatening and stupid and such, but just for the experience.... >.>

 

[shootthebandit]

Does Scottish Gaelic get used at all outside of the North of Scotland.
Why aren't they making young Scotts learn it in school?

i went to school in the south (Glasgow), i think we dont learn it for the same reason noone learns latin anymore. its just not used, to be fair its a tradition but we have alot of tradition besides Gaelic

wales on the other hand, they speak welsh as a primary lanuage

 

[Mikazuki]

What do you think of the Irish?

 

[Da Joz]

Is Nessie real?

 

[shootthebandit]

I seriously dislike you for 'joining the bandwagon', but I HAVE to ask... is there anything under the kilt? (This is to determine if you are a TRUE Scotsman)

only a penis, that is all

we only wear them on special occasions anyway, we dont wear them all the time

Wait, you only wear your penis on special occasions?

OT: is it true that underwear is only worn under a kilt if there's a woman on the throne?

thats a tricky one, ive heard different rules that contradict each other but i say "if in doubt whip it out"

 

[shootthebandit]

What do you think of the Irish?

they are hilarious

 

[shootthebandit]

How often do you wear kilts? What I mean isn't "Do you only wear them on special occasions", I'm wondering how frequently kilt-wearing occurs, that is, how many days a year on average you see somebody wearing a kilt.

not often, mostly only for weddings and proms and stuff

youre better off renting one when you need it

 

[Casimir_Effect]

I seriously dislike you for 'joining the bandwagon', but I HAVE to ask... is there anything under the kilt? (This is to determine if you are a TRUE Scotsman)

only a penis, that is all

we only wear them on special occasions anyway, we dont wear them all the time

Sorry chum. You failed. The correct answer is 'A Scotsman never tells'

And yes, I realise its an occasion thing

Actually, the full kilt is only really an occasion thing (full kilt = kilt+jacket+shirt+tie+brogues+sporran+sgian dú+socks+flashes+belt).

I love to wear just the kilt, belt and sporran with a t-shirt and a pair of long kilt socks as if they were any other clothes. At least, I did when I was in Scotland. Down in England you get some really weird looks for doing it. But then, they're a bunch of miserable bampots anyway.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Does Scottish Gaelic get used at all outside of the North of Scotland.
Why aren't they making young Scotts learn it in school?

i went to school in the south (Glasgow), i think we dont learn it for the same reason noone learns latin anymore. its just not used, to be fair its a tradition but we have alot of tradition besides Gaelic

wales on the other hand, they speak welsh as a primary lanuage

That one would be interesting for me too.
Are you sure about that "not being used anymore atall thing? " i just came back from a gaeltacht in ireland were i improved my gaelic-skill, you dont have such areas? would be a pity.

 

[eels05]

Does Scottish Gaelic get used at all outside of the North of Scotland.
Why aren't they making young Scotts learn it in school?

i went to school in the south (Glasgow), i think we dont learn it for the same reason noone learns latin anymore. its just not used, to be fair its a tradition but we have alot of tradition besides Gaelic

wales on the other hand, they speak welsh as a primary lanuage

That one would be interesting for me too.
Are you sure about that "not being used anymore atall thing? " i just came back from a gaeltacht in ireland were i improved my gaelic-skill, you dont have such areas? would be a pity.

Yeah that would be a pity.
I'm an aussie with no doubt Scottish heratage and with only 200 or so years of history here you tend to apperciate counties with alot of history and tradition.
It would be a shame to see it die off as a langauge.

 

[Risingblade]

Why are your women so freaking hot?

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Are you even a GOOD demoman??!!

 

[DominicxD]

Are you a ned?

 

[Hr Habberdasher]

Do you hate protestants?

what's your opinion on Scottish Independence? (I don't see it going anyway but If the Scots want it I don't mind)

 

[Player 2]

Have you got a dirk and do you wear it in your sock?

 

[Red Right Hand]

Ever heard of this thing called "sun"? It's a big yellow ball high in the sky.

We've heard tales, sounds quite fun.

 

[stabnex]

What's your favorite kind of ale?