Fraught New member Aug 2, 2008 4,418 0 0 Oct 17, 2009 #105 God's mom said "Don't play with fire", so God will not play with fire. Water he loves though. Why aren't these pants longer?
God's mom said "Don't play with fire", so God will not play with fire. Water he loves though. Why aren't these pants longer?
Sam G New member Jul 14, 2009 2,580 0 0 Oct 17, 2009 #106 Because of the mice gnawing at the hems. Isn't "Gnawing" a really strange word?
Malevolent Stranger New member Jun 28, 2009 699 0 0 Oct 18, 2009 #107 Only yesterday Why do noses run and feet smell?
Azraellod New member Dec 23, 2008 4,375 0 0 Oct 18, 2009 #108 Because people get words mixed up. Why did you wedge a shoehorn down my throat?
Earthbound Engineer New member Jun 9, 2008 538 0 0 Oct 18, 2009 #109 Because Pikachu is the eight color in the rainbow...duh. Why do guitars eat ice cream?
Malevolent Stranger New member Jun 28, 2009 699 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #110 Because you have a lolcat for an avatar. Why do people think lolcats are funny?
Azraellod New member Dec 23, 2008 4,375 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #114 Is he really? That's where he's been hiding. Why cant I ask for directions?
Akai Shizuku New member Jul 24, 2009 3,183 0 0 Oct 29, 2009 #116 Because all your base are belong to us. Is that tree raping the ground?
ShotgunShaman New member Apr 1, 2009 654 0 0 Oct 29, 2009 #117 Only if the ground don't like it. Are ghosts really made of linen?
Fraught New member Aug 2, 2008 4,418 0 0 Oct 29, 2009 #118 No, ghosts are made of carbon, and made in the White House. Are ghosts real?
Vrex360 Badass Alien Mar 2, 2009 8,379 0 0 Oct 29, 2009 #119 Yes, in fact I just caught one with my proton pack. Can a Mammoth run for president of Jupiter?
WafflesandBacon Inspired by Nonsense Aug 25, 2009 24,193 0 41 Oct 29, 2009 #120 Only of the first tuesday of may am i awesome?
