Ask a stupid question....and have a stupid answer!

[Mortal Wombat]

because ice cream easily melts. Why do trolls love to troll?

 

[Warwelde]

because they are trolls that love to troll.

Why is the cake a lie?

 

[ravensshade]

because it's not the truth

why am i wasting time thinking of a stupid question?

 

[revolverwolf]

Because you think you will be rewarded by the Potato King.

If there once was a man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe,
and he woke with a fright,
in the middle of the night,
what do you suppose he would do?

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Not wet the bed.

Where do babies come from?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Baby growing factories.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Pm0n3y]

because i said so.

Who created the Escapist?

 

[AvsJoe]

Sir Archibald Windsor the 2nd.

Who coined the word 'bacon'?

 

[Insanum]

Sir Walter Raleigh

How many roads can you moonwalk down before it rains?

 

[Metric Monkey]

The same amount of roads you can rain on before it moonwalks... Alternatively, 42.

How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

 

[AvsJoe]

Kobooooold!

What is the hardest tongue-twister you know?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Mary had a little lamb.

Why is Chuck Norris awesome?

 

[AvsJoe]

Because he was trained by Bob Barker Alex Trebek.
[sup]Wait, that's true! Better change my answer...[/sup]

Why do we need fire hydrants?

 

[Insanum]

Because dogs LOVE them.

Why do jets fly?

 

[AvsJoe]

Because they don't like to walk and they can't drive without a driver's licence.

Why do snozberries taste like snozberries?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Because bluezberries taste like bluezberries. Snozberries wanted to keep the pattern going.

Why can't we live in space?

 

[Insanum]

Because it would cause back Problems...wait...That sensible.

Because cats would'nt have anyone to care for them.

Are scotched eggs layed like that?