Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer.

[BE4T]

There is a chance of weather fer sure.

Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

 

[Amy Sorel]

Because he makes people broke.


Why does Return of the king have like 6 end scenes?

 

[spartan1077]

It doesn't.

Why do we need water?

 

[i don't know]

To squirt it at the elderly.

Why bunnies?

 

[Amy Sorel]

Because dressing up like a Cavia isn't as sexy.

Why do people say bananas are yellow, when the store only has green ones?

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Because teh sotre only sells teh shitty ones and keeps the good ones for themselves.

Why do people cry?

 

[kakaomasse]

because they feel sorry for justin bieber.


who built the stonehenge and how?

 

[zfactor]

Some gamers of old playing a primitive Minecraft.

Why is water wet?

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Because you're too high to know teh difference between wet and dry. old and new.
Damn ninjas
Why is Thailand so far away?

 

[zfactor]

If it were close, it wouldn't be far away.

Why did you just eat a pancake?

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Because it tried to call itself a flapjack, whatever the hell that is.

Why did you incinerate the companion cube?

 

[Solo-Wing]

It tried to stab me.

Why was the cake a lie?

 

[BE4T]

*eats cake* what cake?

What do the chinese call their fancy dishes?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

England

How come you didn't just poke your head into the old SQ, SA thread?