Ask a Virginian!

[jawakiller]

Here it goes, the hardest question yet. As a state you must answer three questions. First, what is your name?

 

[smearyllama]

Are there alot of battle monuments there? Considering all the battles that happened there.

Yes! I live right next to the Manassas battlefield, and there are some truly stunning memorials there.

Though the folks in charge have decided to mow down a lot of local forests on the battlefield to make it more "period accurate", really, with the random trees sticking out of the waist-high grass, it looks more like a piece of African savanna.

 

[Nieroshai]

If Virginia were to go to war with Ohio, who would win?

Virginia. We do have one of the largest Navy bases in the US, and maybe even the world, after all.

LOL, against a landocked state. Well I suppose there are rivers but I digress.

I'm not really all that curious, I don't put much favor in any states really. But this is informative.

 

[AvsJoe]

Is Virginia Safe For Work? Can I surf there at the office?

 

[Buck Wilde]

From VA here as well, Nova/Richmond (college), just wanna ask your opinion on the weather here. Hoping you'll agree with me when I say that it needs to make up it's mind, far north enough to get snow, but far south enough for most of it to be false hope.

 

[Jack Macaque]

Haha yea totally thought this was a Virgin thread.

But seriously, you a Virgin? Are there a lot of Virgins there?

 

[smearyllama]

If Virginia were to go to war with Ohio, who would win?

Virginia. We do have one of the largest Navy bases in the US, and maybe even the world, after all.

LOL, against a landocked state. Well I suppose there are rivers but I digress.

I'm not really all that curious, I don't put much favor in any states really. But this is informative.

Did I mention we have the power to warp reality?
Our aircraft carriers can go through land.
And we can all fly.

 

[smearyllama]

Is Virginia Safe For Work? Can I surf there at the office?

Nope. Not in the slightest.

 

[MissGinaKid]

I've lived in Virginia my whole life but I don't really think it was worth a new topic.
On topic though, Do you live close to that highway mixing bowl thingy in springfeild? If so. Is it as complacated as it looks?

 

[smearyllama]

I've lived in Virginia my whole life but I don't really think it was worth a new topic.
On topic though, Do you live close to that highway mixing bowl thingy in springfeild? If so. Is it as complacated as it looks?

Nah. I'm in Gainesville, the most awkwardly-planned town in America.

I haven't heard about the mixing-bowl thing.

 

[duchaked]

"Ask a Virgin"? isn't that like most people here-I mean, jk

hey Virginia's a nice place!(?)
I was born there and have visited a few times (mostly just passing through but you know)

no real questions...good memories from a camping trip up in the mountains there though! good times

 

[vxicepickxv]

For some reason, I came here thinking you were wanting to ask a virgin questions... or someone who takes virginity from people frequently.

So I guess my question has to be; What's so special about Virginia??

We're a really diverse state. We have swamps and beaches in the far East, rolling hills in the middle, and mountains in the West. We're also one of the most historically significant states in the Union, having been the first to be colonized by the British, and we were the sites of the beginning and end of the Civil War.

Hey, just because your colony lasted, doesn't mean it was the first British Colony over here. Roanoke was first. It just kind of disappeared. Well, not the colony, just all the people in it.

 

[vxicepickxv]

What's up with Virgina being a Commonwealth?

 

[WorldCritic]

What makes it worth bragging about? I've been to Virginia a couple hundred times and I haven't seen a lot of impressiveness there.

 

[smearyllama]

For some reason, I came here thinking you were wanting to ask a virgin questions... or someone who takes virginity from people frequently.

So I guess my question has to be; What's so special about Virginia??

We're a really diverse state. We have swamps and beaches in the far East, rolling hills in the middle, and mountains in the West. We're also one of the most historically significant states in the Union, having been the first to be colonized by the British, and we were the sites of the beginning and end of the Civil War.

Hey, just because your colony lasted, doesn't mean it was the first British Colony over here. Roanoke was first. It just kind of disappeared. Well, not the colony, just all the people in it.

Forgot about that. At least Roanoke got people who were semi-competent. We got the rich businessmen who thought they could rough it.