DerangedHobo said:
Kevlar Eater said:
As much as I hate to say it, many of us are lost causes. I hate saying it, I really do, but it's the depressing reality.
Damn, now you're speaking my language. Can I ask for dating advice from you?
> Look, dress and smell like someone that cares about him/herself (basically hygiene).
> Don't be a pushover; those unfortunately get taken advantage of and have naught but a broken heart, an empty bank account and a painful life lesson to show for it.
> Having more than one hobby would increase the amount of things to talk about, which would give the listener more time to gauge their interest in you.
> Neediness is an absolute no-no (females can sense minute traces of it like a shark and a drop of blood).
> Young males and older females make up vast portions of users on dating sites. Nothing wrong with dating an older woman, you may learn a few lessons that can be applied to any future dates with females your age.
> Confidence is not always key, and were I you, I would not listen to those that say otherwise. Same for those that say "fake it 'til you make it". Bullshit platitudes like that would only further hopelessness to the already hopeless. Instead, keep doing what makes you happy and if you happen to connect with someone in the meantime, then you've got your foot in the door (or made a friend, but that in itself is beneficial). True confidence comes naturally, when you're in your element.
> Whether introvert or extrovert, it's somewhat okay to be a douche, but be an interesting and educated douche when the situation calls for it.
> Abide by Wheaton's Law, and unlike the man who made it, don't violate it. You may think this would contradict the above piece of advice, and there is a bit of an overlap between a dick and a douche (both enter the vagina and spurt somewhat salty fluid within). A
dick is an individual who could be considered as rude, abrasive, inconsiderate, or otherwise contemptible. A
douchebag (douche) is considered to be a pejorative term, referring to an arrogant or obnoxious person. Both are annoying, but dicks are absolutely no fun to be around.
> Last but not least, dating will require you to actively step out of your comfort zone. It may be annoying, but more comforting than the prospect of lifelong blue balls. Ain't that many women willing to take the first step, so this is where you may have to come in. I hate it too, but it's the grim reality.
Pretty sure someone will read this and will snark and psychoanalyze me for reasons unknown, calling themselves exceptions to the rule. Just waiting for it.
captcha: cutting edge. I'm not trying to be edgy. Just realistic.