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[Jonluw]

I'm slightly bored, what should I do to have fun?

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Edit: Edit 2: Goddamit, I was wrong, forget that.

 

[Rasputin1]

Who would win, Godzilla, or Solid Snake?

 

[replingham153]

Go on, ask me. just nothing that would strike as an insult to the mighty ban hammer gods(IE: offensive, racist, sexual*) for I aim at keeping a good little boy.

oh yeah, if this has already been done via another thread, tell me so. I hate searching through the bar.

I'll try and Answer to the best of my ability, but note you only get to ask one question and try not to ask the same question for I will simply give you the same answer.
*Note: this applies to a certain degree. asking me if we will kiss is fine, asking if we will ever, you know, 'cough' is not acceptable.

Am I correct in saying that the circumference of a moose wearing jeans is 693.89 cm?

depends on the moose. your average sized moose, yes how very correct. but usually all other moose are a couple of decimals out of this answer.

 

[replingham153]

Perhaps the strategy you may or may not be using at this very moment is working. i recommend looking at her personality and seeing what she likes about a man\woman, then going for her personal tastes. or you could just say how pretty she is

Nope, I just had to search her for a few minutes. Winner!

Good job. enjoy, my friend, your earned them!

 

[Pegghead]

HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?!

8, because thumbs are not fingers.

have you even looked at my stylish avatar?

 

[Omikron009]

My friend tells me that I'm retarded. Is this true?

this may depend on whenever or not the government, via an intelligence test declare you "mentally challenged". In what instances\examples does he use to suggest that your "retarded"?

He was just in a grumpy mood and called me retarded because I said something that didn't meet with his approval. It was more of a rhetorical question.

 

[replingham153]

Who would win, Godzilla, or Solid Snake?

Godzilla. No questions. too big!

 

[SamFancyPants252]

Go on, ask me. just nothing that would strike as an insult to the mighty ban hammer gods(IE: offensive, racist, sexual*) for I aim at keeping a good little boy.

oh yeah, if this has already been done via another thread, tell me so. I hate searching through the bar.

I'll try and Answer to the best of my ability, but note you only get to ask one question and try not to ask the same question for I will simply give you the same answer.
*Note: this applies to a certain degree. asking me if we will kiss is fine, asking if we will ever, you know, 'cough' is not acceptable.

Am I correct in saying that the circumference of a moose wearing jeans is 693.89 cm?

depends on the moose. your average sized moose, yes how very correct. but usually all other moose are a couple of decimals out of this answer.

Damn, you're good! We must reveal your talents to the world. Can I be your moneyraker agent?

 

[tobi the good boy]

if i were to make a clone of myself and have sex with it is that masturbation?

 

[replingham153]

My friend tells me that I'm retarded. Is this true?

this may depend on whenever or not the government, via an intelligence test declare you "mentally challenged". In what instances\examples does he use to suggest that your "retarded"?

He was just in a grumpy mood and called me retarded because I said something that didn't meet with his approval. It was more of a rhetorical question.

oh. well no then.

 

[replingham153]

HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?!

8, because thumbs are not fingers.

have you even looked at my stylish avatar?

so 4 in that case? i answered to the best of my ability. and my ability is not that of god status.

 

[replingham153]

I'm slightly bored, what should I do to have fun?

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Edit: Edit 2: Goddammit, I was wrong, forget that.

maybe go for a run or read a book. whatever may fell the most appealing. i recommend the running.

 

[replingham153]

Go on, ask me. just nothing that would strike as an insult to the mighty ban hammer gods(IE: offensive, racist, sexual*) for I aim at keeping a good little boy.

oh yeah, if this has already been done via another thread, tell me so. I hate searching through the bar.

I'll try and Answer to the best of my ability, but note you only get to ask one question and try not to ask the same question for I will simply give you the same answer.
*Note: this applies to a certain degree. asking me if we will kiss is fine, asking if we will ever, you know, 'cough' is not acceptable.

Am I correct in saying that the circumference of a moose wearing jeans is 693.89 cm?

depends on the moose. your average sized moose, yes how very correct. but usually all other moose are a couple of decimals out of this answer.

Damn, you're good! We must reveal your talents to the world. Can I be your moneyraker agent?

sure, go right ahead.

 

[Jonluw]

I'm slightly bored, what should I do to have fun?

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Edit: Edit 2: Goddammit, I was wrong, forget that.

maybe go for a run or read a book. whatever may fell the most appealing. i recommend the running.

I will not go for a run, especially not when the temperature is closing up on 30 degrees; and I am already reading a book. Your answer did nothing to relieve me of my boredom!

 

[Ambrose von Carstein]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

In average speeds, 10mph. however, due to technicalities, is it an african or european swallow were talking about?

cookie for the reference.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

May I have my cookie nao?

 

[replingham153]

if i were to make a clone of myself and have sex with it is that masturbation?

technically yes and no because while yes it isn't due to it being you, yes it is. but i would go and say no, it isn't. M is just you and nobody else.

p.s that was a rude one i might admit

 

[replingham153]

I'm slightly bored, what should I do to have fun?

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Edit: Edit 2: Goddammit, I was wrong, forget that.

maybe go for a run or read a book. whatever may fell the most appealing. i recommend the running.

I will not go for a run, especially not when the temperature is closing up on 30 degrees; and I am already reading a book. Your answer did nothing to relieve me of my boredom!

you didn't explain the situation. how was i to know that you live in the arctic circle. OK then, jump on the spot 10 times, then go to sleep and see how you feel 10 hours after.

 

[onewheeled]

What do you think of Avenged Sevenfold's new song, Buried Alive?

Spoiler: Here's the song