Ask me a Question!

[DeathChairOfHell]

Is there intelligent life on earth?
And:
Where does the guy, who invented that annoying laughter-thing, which ruins 90percent of all sitcoms live? And do you think he has bodyguards?

tell me when you find him. i'm in for the kill....

 

[Jonluw]

I'm slightly bored, what should I do to have fun?

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Edit: Edit 2: Goddammit, I was wrong, forget that.

maybe go for a run or read a book. whatever may fell the most appealing. i recommend the running.

I will not go for a run, especially not when the temperature is closing up on 30 degrees; and I am already reading a book. Your answer did nothing to relieve me of my boredom!

you didn't explain the situation. how was i to know that you live in the arctic circle. OK then, jump on the spot 10 times, then go to sleep and see how you feel 10 hours after.

Go to sleep at 13:00 (1 PM)? If I did that I wouldn't be able to go watch the rehearsal with Motorpsycho and the jazz orchestra.

Besides, it doesn't have to be something for me to do right here and now; rather something to get rid of the general vacation-saturation boredom.

OK then well computers are always a blast as are phone calls with people, parties and social gatherings or just talk to someone imaginary.

edit: what is your second question.

I can't, with a good conscience, stay inside on the computer when the weather is as brilliant as it is.

All my friends are out of town (my imaginary ones even). But fear not, I might have found an answer to my question: Bothering you with my question (Is that the equivalent of dividing by zero?).

Now, stand by while I dream up my second question.

 

[_Cake_]

Where is a good place to meet guys (other then the bar or net)?

 

[open trap]

Go on, ask me. just nothing that would strike as an insult to the mighty ban hammer gods(IE: offensive, racist, sexual*) for I aim at keeping a good little boy.

oh yeah, if this has already been done via another thread, tell me so. I hate searching through the bar.

I'll try and Answer to the best of my ability, but note you only get to ask one question and try not to ask the same question for I will simply give you the same answer.
*Note: this applies to a certain degree. asking me if we will kiss is fine, asking if we will ever, you know, 'cough' is not acceptable.

If you have 8 apples and you take away two, how many do you have?

 

[The Warden]

Can I ask you a question?

 

[Marter]

Why, no matter how happy I try to be, am I brought to tears doing anything?

 

[Jonluw]

im terrible at putting in images, so imagine Jesus sharing a cookie with you. that my friend is a reward enough. if any one can supply a pic(just one, don't want this thread being turned into cookies) and i will answer them two questions.

<spoiler=Cookie supplied>http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/06/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg

thank you! Jesus cookie share for you too. what two questions would you like to answer, or if you have already asked a question, what will your other question be?

What's your favourite anime/manga?

If you don't have one: How's the weather in your area this time of the year?

 

[Oskar K]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

In average speeds, 10mph. however, due to technicalities, is it an african or european swallow were talking about?

cookie for the reference.

Monty Python!

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Who ate the last bagel?

 

[Vhite]

Does God exists?

 

[Claymorez]

I aim at keeping a good little boy.

That is good to known

Here is an unofficial warning however - try and be more specific with topics of future threads, some other mods disagreed with my decision to let this thread carry on.

 

[jopomeister]

Do you own an antelope?

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Double question, what is the best kind of music, and am I recognized on the escapist?

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

So we can ask you questions, and you answer them?

 

[Czargent Sane]

how are you doing today?

 

[dfcrackhead]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

OT(and in keeping with Monty Python): Is the parrot dead?

 

[The Austin]

How's the weather?

 

[The Righteous One]

What influence did the Egyptian leader Nasser have on the middle-east and Arab socialism?