Ask me a question

[cowman2000]

Anything, and I will give you the best answer I could give you.

 

[moosek]

Are you going to answer this question?

 

[Kopikatsu]

How does this thread relate to the gaming sub-board?

 

[Sassafrass]

Where's the best place for me to find a job when there are no jobs in a 20 mile radius of my location?
Why is the sky pink?
Why do bananas wear pyjamas and come downstairs?
Why do we do the Cha Cha Slide?
Who framed Roger Moore?
Who expected the Spanish Inquistion?
Is this too many questions?
Who will answer me?

Ooo, and what happens when a mammoth mates with a porcupine?

 

[neonsword13-ops]

What am I eating & drinking at this very instant?

 

[Zhukov]

Where the hell are my keys?

 

[War Penguin]

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Sorry, had to get that one out of the way. You know there'll be tons of questions just like that so might as well be the first.

 

[Irridium]

Where do babies come from?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Do you remember that guy named replyingham and his ask me a question thread?

 

[Kopikatsu]

Where do babies come from?

Sex. You see, when a man gets a woman very drunk (Or a woman gets a man very drunk. Hey, we're all about equal opportunity all up in here.) they go back to the woman's place and hold hands. (This is what grown-ups call 'Sex'.)

Then the guy calls the Baby Delivery Service and tells them 'No thank you!' using a special device called a condom, which is kind of like a cell phone. When people tell you that unwanted babies are caused by a broken condom, it's because when the condom broke, the man couldn't call the Baby Delivery Service and tell them not to come. So a Stork gets sent out! And it only takes them nine months to get to the woman's house, anywhere in the world! Santa used to deliver the babies, but people wanted some time to cry and cancel all of their plans for the next...forever. So now the Storks do it!

Also, sex is bad. Never have it.

 

[Irridium]

Where do babies come from?

Sex. You see, when a man gets a woman very drunk (Or a woman gets a man very drunk. Hey, we're all about equal opportunity all up in here.) they go back to the woman's place and kiss on the lips, just once.

Then the guy calls the Baby Delivery Service and tells them 'No thank you!' using a special device called a condom, which is kind of like a cell phone. When people tell you that unwanted babies are caused by a broken condom, it's because when the condom broke, the man couldn't call the Baby Delivery Service and tell them not to come. So a Stork gets sent out! And it only takes them nine months to get to the woman's house, anywhere in the world!

Also, sex is bad. Never have it.

But... why does it take the Stork so long to get to one destination, when Santa can cover the whole world in one night?

 

[Kopikatsu]

Where do babies come from?

Sex. You see, when a man gets a woman very drunk (Or a woman gets a man very drunk. Hey, we're all about equal opportunity all up in here.) they go back to the woman's place and kiss on the lips, just once.

Then the guy calls the Baby Delivery Service and tells them 'No thank you!' using a special device called a condom, which is kind of like a cell phone. When people tell you that unwanted babies are caused by a broken condom, it's because when the condom broke, the man couldn't call the Baby Delivery Service and tell them not to come. So a Stork gets sent out! And it only takes them nine months to get to the woman's house, anywhere in the world!

Also, sex is bad. Never have it.

But... why does it take the Stork so long to get to one destination, when Santa can cover the whole world in one night?

What a strange question. I actually just finished editing my response to include Santa.

Sex. You see, when a man gets a woman very drunk (Or a woman gets a man very drunk. Hey, we're all about equal opportunity all up in here.) they go back to the woman's place and hold hands. (This is what grown-ups call 'Sex'.)

Then the guy calls the Baby Delivery Service and tells them 'No thank you!' using a special device called a condom, which is kind of like a cell phone. When people tell you that unwanted babies are caused by a broken condom, it's because when the condom broke, the man couldn't call the Baby Delivery Service and tell them not to come. So a Stork gets sent out! And it only takes them nine months to get to the woman's house, anywhere in the world! Santa used to deliver the babies, but people wanted some time to cry and cancel all of their plans for the next...forever. So now the Storks do it!

Also, sex is bad. Never have it.

 

[cowman2000]

@moosek Yes
@Kopikatsu I put it in the wrong section
@Sassafrass Kill yourself
Yes
Bananas in pajamas come in pairs
When you touch yourself at night
I DID!!!
You
Yes, I said A question
ME!!!
@neonsword13-ops Poison
@Zhukov Have you checked your pockets?
@Irridium When a woman and a man love each other, they make something called "Sex", The male puts his penis in her vagina into he ejaculates his semen. The semen goes threw the uterus and hits the ovary. After a while a baby is born. Happy?
@Redlin5 no
@believer258 no one
Pulp Fiction
NARUTO!!!!1
Big Dipper
Borderland
Iunno
4:20
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
7:45, w're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end
R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

November 5th
DD
ME
You
You
neither
Yes

 

[Aidinthel]

But... why does it take the Stork so long to get to one destination, when Santa can cover the whole world in one night?

Government taxes and overregulation, of course.

 

[cowman2000]

@Irridium Because you touch yourself at night

 

[Irridium]

@Irridium When a woman and a man love each other, they make something called "Sex", The male puts his penis in her vagina into he ejaculates his semen. The semen goes threw the uterus and hits the ovary. After a while a baby is born. Happy?

Hehe "ejaculate".

Well then, what is love? What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

@Irridium Because you touch yourself at night

 

[cowman2000]

@Irridium It is something that your parents made up to make you feel good. No they did not love you

 

[Kopikatsu]

@Irridium When a woman and a man love each other, they make something called "Sex", The male puts his penis in her vagina into he ejaculates his semen. The semen goes threw the uterus and hits the ovary. After a while a baby is born. Happy?

Hehe "ejaculate".

Well then, what is love? What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

You love someone when you're ready and willing to put their most shallow desire above your deepest.

Oh, wait, that was too serious an answer. My bad.

Love is something invented by the corporations to get you to buy chocolate and gift cards on holidays. Don't let THE MAN trick you, guy. Bros before hos, guy. Bros before hos.

 

[Irridium]

@Irridium When a woman and a man love each other, they make something called "Sex", The male puts his penis in her vagina into he ejaculates his semen. The semen goes threw the uterus and hits the ovary. After a while a baby is born. Happy?

Hehe "ejaculate".

Well then, what is love? What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

You love someone when you're ready and willing to put their most shallow desire above your deepest.

Oh, wait, that was too serious an answer. My bad.

Love is something invented by the corporations to get you to buy chocolate and gift cards on holidays. Don't let THE MAN trick you, guy. Bros before hos, guy. Bros before hos.

Word bro.