Ask me anything pt.2

[the spud]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[open trap]

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen migratory European Swallow flying northwest with a windspeed of 3.7 MPH south?

Is this a montey python quote i see? i belive it is.

No it isnt.

That is not from the Holy Grail? it sounds just like what they asked of the bridge keeper? oh well. Do you find the word "******" offensive? Regardless of what race you are.

 

[arc101]

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

 

[arc101]

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen migratory European Swallow flying northwest with a windspeed of 3.7 MPH south?

Is this a montey python quote i see? i belive it is.

No it isnt.

That is not from the Holy Grail? it sounds just like what they asked of the bridge keeper? oh well. Do you find the word "******" offensive? Regardless of what race you are.

It's a paraphrasing of the quote with extra information added in (the joke was that the original replay was 'What kind of swallow, African or European?' and the bridge keeper gets thrown away)

And yes. I don't know why, but a word with such a powerful racial history isn't one I like.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

Why does my butt itch?

 

[arc101]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

...yes?

 

[open trap]

Do you like basketball?

 

[arc101]

Why does my butt itch?

A pleasant mix of haemorroids, herpes and a poor choice of fabric softener

 

[arc101]

Do you like basketball?

No, not really. I'm British, so never really been properly bothered to try it with any gusto. Was in a basketball team though....

 

[sheogoraththemad]

why do we need to cheer you up and with what kind of question do we have to cheer you up?

 

[Javarock]

Would you meet your hero if it meant that an hour after meeting him he got to crap on your face?

 

[Jonluw]

What game am I looking forward to the most?

 

[arc101]

why do we need to cheer you up and with what kind of question do we have to cheer you up?

The stressful cocktail of exam stress, work stress and suicidal friends who phone you from the edge of bridges to say goodbye has made me rather somber today.

A silly, frivolous, ludicrous question that will make me smile with its inane spontaneity.

 

[arc101]

What game am I looking forward to the most?

Is it overdue by a decade and a half? Is it Duke Nukem? Probably not...

Ummm...well, could it be Gears of War 3 or RAGE?

 

[open trap]

Do you like basketball?

No, not really. I'm British, so never really been properly bothered to try it with any gusto. Was in a basketball team though....

What did you think of that? i played for 6 years and won a championship last year

 

[arc101]

Would you meet your hero if it meant that an hour after meeting him he got to crap on your face?

....no! My face is for no ones crap apart from my girlfriends after she watches some german porn! ...I've said too much...

[DISCLAIMER: NEITHER ME NOR MY GIRLFRIEND HAVE EVER EXPERIMENTED IN SCAT PORN]

 

[IronDefender410]

How do you pronounce Juan?

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Do you...do you love me?
+rate your own looks out of 10;D

 

[arc101]

Do you like basketball?

No, not really. I'm British, so never really been properly bothered to try it with any gusto. Was in a basketball team though....

What did you think of that? i played for 6 years and won a championship last year

Cricket and Football (yes okay "soccer") are still more fun to play. I was also very bad at it.

 

[arc101]

How do you pronounce Juan?

hwan?