Ask Me anything

[MartianWarMachine]

Do you like cheesecake? Or cats?

BOTH!

Alright, as an Englishman, what are your views on Scotland?

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

1.47

No, but close. It is 1.41427...

 

[arc101]

What is the meaning of life?

How many doughnuts can you eat before exploding?

And what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

1] According to dictionary.com (come on you expected this answer) the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

b] I can only manage 4x10^3

6] African or European?

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

If I have two thousand apples and 26 oranges, how many more apples than kewis do I have if the amound of kewis I have is 2pieO with O being the amount of oranges?

Also, how much of a life do I have? I mean I have 2000 apples.

Oh come its 23:16! Maths at this hour!

2pi26 = 52pi
2000/52pi = 12.2427

Correctamondo!
Medal for you!

 

[Ice Car]

I accidentally a whole water bottle! What do I do?!?!

 

[arc101]

Do you like cheesecake? Or cats?

BOTH!

Alright, as an Englishman, what are your views on Scotland?

Oh easy, having family from the Angry, Weezy, Obese country i can honestly say it has 4 different faces.
1] The comic veiw.
ie, oh look, the fatties are coming. Go deep fry a mars bar (this one is balls)
2) THe stabby stabby rangers vs Celtic side
3) THe general truth, like england but with a scottish accent
4) It's beautiful

 

[arc101]

Whats your favorite TvTrope [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage]?

Ah, I have never visted the site for fear of entering and never returning, like I do on cracked...And Xkcd... and Xplosm....

 

[arc101]

I accidentally a whole water bottle! What do I do?!?!

Add verbs?

 

[arc101]

What is your favorite thing to eat while having sex?

The shoulder and neck of my girlfriend

 

[dragontiers]

What is the one answer you will never give?

 

[arc101]

Do you speak any other languages besides English? And how well do you speak them?

German: A grade at GCSE
Turkish: Mild Spattering, more than a tourist.

 

[IBlackKiteI]

1] According to dictionary.com (come on you expected this answer) the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

b] I can only manage 4x10^3

6] African or European?

1: DAMN!

2: Then I've died MANY times...

3: What? I don't know tha- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh................

 

[arc101]

What is the one answer you will never give?

Ah, the loop hole.

The answer to the question who i truly love

 

[arc101]

Are you really Dogbert?

In my mind.....

 

[gigastar]

Whats your favorite TvTrope [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage]?

Ah, I have never visted the site for fear of entering and never returning, like I do on cracked...And Xkcd... and Xplosm....

Yeah, I do suppose this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife] is kind of inevitable.

But then theres this. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/SugarWiki/TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife]

 

[arc101]

Tell me something about you that nobody but your closest friends know...

... and tell it to me... in song!

hmmm...

I was once afraid
I was pertrified
That time i caught my brother
Stadning in lthe light

With his fella in his hand
And his girlfriend on his lap
I could have cried
And my soul died!

I walked out the door
Fell to floor
The time i saw my borther having sex with that whore

I was only 12 years old
and the truth be told
I was so freaked
So very freaked

I will survive'

You, my friend, are made of win...

Why thank you sir.

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

Do you think political correctness is going too far?

Also, have you played Silent Hill 2?

 

[arc101]

Has anyone really been as far as decided to even go want to do look more like?

....Now i'm no grammar Nazi, but what the hell?

No, no one has been as far as decided to even go want to do look more like. Ever.