Aspiring rap star shoot friends as a sacrifice to the Illuminati

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Tiger Sora

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Unknown to the rapper he just set their plans back 3 weeks. He shall never see the light of day again.
 

Queen Michael

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He didn't follow proper procedure. We won't be accepting him as a member.

...I mean, I have no idea why anyone would believe the Illuminati are real. Ha ha, how silly of him.
 

Froggy Slayer

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Yeah, we're not going to let him in. You have to be a rich white businessman to join the Illuminati. Plus, he didn't even apply for a membership card; that's just bad form.
 

GonzoGamer

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Keoul said:
Well the house was filled with hallucinogens...
Maybe the Illuminati is involved, maybe the guy was high as a kite and dreamed it all up, the world shall never know...

Still a massive shame though, a chap would sooner shoot his own friends than work his way to stardom without the support of an allegedly existing organisation.
IDK. The article said he was just on weed. That must have been some potent shit. It sounds more like something someone on PCP would do.

The Illuminati is all about R&B & hip hop now. Jay Z is one of the top ranking Illuminati grand masters right now. Didn't you see the superbowl?
http://www.disinfo.com/2013/02/beyonce-and-the-illuminati-superbowl-conspiracy/

The next Dan Brown book/movie is going to be all about who killed TuPac & Bigge. It'll be fun to see Tom Hanks all decked out with the chains grills & cornrows.
 

EHKOS

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Well of course the Illuminati is real! How else did Lil' Wayne make it so big?

Jokes aside this is completely asinine. Not to mention I've never heard of weed causing memory loss like that. He was prolly on something else too.
 

Dead Seerius

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No, no, no! If you want the Illuminati to recognize you, you have to sacrifice four Vatican Cardinals on the altars of the original elements!
Then you have to kill the pope.

...Oh my God. It makes sense now! Benedict must've gotten wind that this guy was planning an initiation rite and bailed before he could be harmed.
Agggh! I've uncovered a conspiracy! Nurse!
 

Ashannon Blackthorn

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You know, I have a funny feeling the Illuminati wouldn't accept this twit. You think a super secret world controlling organiazation wouldn't be overly interested in some weed whacked wannabe.
 

MiskWisk

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Such a silly man, believing in the Illuminati.

Everyone knows it's the lizard people in charge.
 

Wraith

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Mr.Mattress said:
Shadowstar38 said:
Um. Okay. Can someone explain what the fuck these people are suppose to be? Because I see youtube comments all the time accusing everyone from Jay Z to Usher as being a member of this thing.
Here, I'll explain the Illuminati to you:

They are a secret society (Or a group of Secret Societies), founded around the Enlightenment era in Bavaria (Southern Germany). They were pretty much the most liberal group in Europe at the time: Believing in Women's Equality and Education, opposing Superstition, Religious influence in government and Prejudice. They were also against abuses caused by those who were in power. Around the time of the French Revolution/French Wars, they were officially disbanded, but they were able to survive and regroup in America. Some symbols the Illuminati used were adopted by the American Government (The Pyramid with the Eye in the top), but none of the Founding Fathers themselves were Illuminati (Most were in another Secret Society, the Free Masons, which is another discussion entirely).

Even though the original Illuminati died, because of all the new Illuminati organizations that claim to be descendants of the original Illuminati, and because some people believe the original Illuminati didn't die, there are people who believe the Illuminati is an underground government trying to form the New World Government, dictated by their principles. People believe that the Illuminati are an insanely powerful group that has caused Revolutions, Communist Uprisings, Political Assassinations and Political and Cultural Infiltration (An Example: Every President America has elected in the Modern Day is somehow an Illuminati, even if they have no possible connection with them). It's completely paranoid and ridiculous.

OT: This guy is crazy, and needs some serious mental help.
Agreed, this entire situation is crazy. But if the Illuminati was really here today with that influence, and they actually wanted to keep pushing what is stated in your first paragraph, I'd be okay with that.
 

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DVS BSTrD said:
TrulyBritish said:
Shinsei-J said:
TrulyBritish said:
Shinsei-J said:
TrulyBritish said:
Well I guess you could say it was a job to DIE for... Or that the rapper was trying to start making a killing....

Oh God, I'm a horrible person.
Well, the industry is a bit of a slaughter house...
So i guess someone has to bite the bullet...

[sub]We're both going to hell but at least we enjoyed the ride.[/sub]
It seems rap isn't his kind of thing, maybe he should go into Death Metal?
He could also go into a bit of rock, maybe do something like The Killers.
Or even branch out into Death Rock? With dedication like his, there's nothing in Heaven or Hell that could stop him.
This is what happens when you get your brain from the Thrift Shop
Maybe he was influenced by that rap song, Another Body Murdered
 

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As a leading light of the Illuminati, I can categorically deny that "human sacrifices" are needed for membership, even at a low level, nor do we have any particular loyalty to anyone who performs them. To be perfectly honest, sacrifices aren't really our thing...bit too religious for us. In any case, we wouldn't let a mere peon such as a rap star join our ranks - they are mere pawns in our game, a tool to further our agenda. Such people - entertainers, baristas, solicitors, sportsmen, politicans, businessmen, etc. - are too little for us to be concerned with. We do find use for them, of course, but we never directly contact them.
 

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Phuctifyno said:
Yup. Ever seen the hit count on a youtube video with nice T and/or A in the thumbnail? Same principle.
Indeed. Boobies sell everything.

Sounds like a nutty conspiracy, hm?
Not so much, honestly. My music theory education included a fair bit of psychoacoustic theory, which deals with this sort of thing. not explicitly how to manufacture music to narrow band parameters for acceptance, mind, though you could probably run a theory course on that alone.

It also doesn't take a theoretician to spot the "four chords of doom" or whatever they're called.
 

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EHKOS said:
Well of course the Illuminati is real! How else did Lil' Wayne make it so big?
Yeah, I don't know what we were thinking with that one. It's such a dead giveaway.
 

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Here's the thing: I think marijuana does have a lot of potential, and I've seen it work for cancer and other, wildly assorted pain patients. I've seen it work for epileptics. That's all with guidance from medical professionals.

Thing is, though, a lot of people who 'self medicate' have no clue about how to do it properly, and they have no clue about dosages, and they don't seem to care.

The more we look, the more we find evidence that smoking weed can trigger psychosis or other assorted mental illnesses. To cause these symptoms in confirmed healthy individuals, very high dosages would be required, and they'd probably just get well sick or fall into a stupor until the body gets rid of the intoxication. For some people, though, just a little bit of weed turns the world to shit and their brains to loopy mush.

Maybe Mr. El-Amin is a schizophrenic. Maybe his lack of any proper intellect, as displayed by his love for Fiddy, is the real issue. Who knows? I don't.

What I am pretty certain about, though, is that the Illuminati are not involved in this. They don't care about Mr. El-Amin.
 

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SaneAmongInsane said:
DVS BSTrD said:
TrulyBritish said:
Shinsei-J said:
TrulyBritish said:
Shinsei-J said:
TrulyBritish said:
Well I guess you could say it was a job to DIE for... Or that the rapper was trying to start making a killing....

Oh God, I'm a horrible person.
Well, the industry is a bit of a slaughter house...
So i guess someone has to bite the bullet...

[sub]We're both going to hell but at least we enjoyed the ride.[/sub]
It seems rap isn't his kind of thing, maybe he should go into Death Metal?
He could also go into a bit of rock, maybe do something like The Killers.
Or even branch out into Death Rock? With dedication like his, there's nothing in Heaven or Hell that could stop him.
This is what happens when you get your brain from the Thrift Shop
Maybe he was influenced by that rap song, Another Body Murdered
I guess that could leave you a bit Disturbed
 

Phuctifyno

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Not so much, honestly. My music theory education included a fair bit of psychoacoustic theory, which deals with this sort of thing. not explicitly how to manufacture music to narrow band parameters for acceptance, mind, though you could probably run a theory course on that alone.
I read an interesting book called Music, The Brain, And Ecstacy, by Robert Jourdain, that dealt with some of that stuff. While I'm not very paranoid, I can understand how some people can be when you realize how close to mind-control some of it is. I'm still convinced that Star Wars prequel defenders are just stuck under the hypnotic spell of the masterful John Williams, because all shittiness aside, the score still rocked. At least that's what I tell myself.

It also doesn't take a theoretician to spot the "four chords of doom" or whatever they're called.
Is that CGAF? You can put them in any order for basically the same effect, really. I've always just called it "the Dammit arrangement". lol