Assassin's Creed 3

[GrinningManiac]

BLOW IT UP
BLOW IT UP
BLOW IT UP

 

[Meggiepants]

Oh dear. The most unintentionally (I think) hilarious thread I've read in a while. Bravo.

 

[Riobux]

Space assassins?

That sounds surprisingly and unintentionally cool as hell.

Assassin's Creed 3: Assassins in Space

I smell Mass Effect crossover. Minerva turns out to be an Asari matriarch.

Worst of all, an Asari Templar.

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

I'll fucking stab that ***** to death, I don't give a rat's ass if we need it for planetary stability.

Or, maybe, it's gold because it's the sun and the sun appears golden to us. IDK, My BFF Jill?

 

[Benj17]

I Heard,and by heard i mean read on a you tube comment,that the next will be in WW2
yay.... -_-

I've already played AC3 then, under the name "the saboteur"

 

[Mr. Socky]

WTF is all that came to mind... but since that's all that comes to mind when I think of the Assassin's Creed storyline, I guess it fits.

 

[Angryman101]

Uh, the sun? I don't know, mate... xD To be honest I think it'll take more than a hidden blade and a trendy five o'clock shadow to take that motherf%&#er out y'know. xD

In addition I think the plans for Assassin's Creed 3 are bullshit. Why are we playing Ezio again? That's ridiculous. Finally we got a que that the next big adventure would be in Desmond's shoes and in the bloody future! And now they're buying us off with the same ol' bullshit again? Sheesh... And what are they gonna do to make it seem different than AC2? Give us -three- hidden blades?

That gave me the funniest image in my head of Ezio having a dick blade and humping his enemies to death.
I imagine the big reveal would be like that one episode of Futurama where a chest-and-above shot of Bender, who's playing the cameraman, as he uses his right eye as camera one, left eye as camera two, and then when he says camera three, you can hear a camera focusing below the viewer's point of view.
Target: "Ezio...no! I will not die! Guards!" *camera pans to THREE guards* "Kill him!"
They approach menacingly
Ezio: Face covered, brings up one sleeve. Blade emerges. Guards smirk. He brings up a second, guards hesitate for a second, but continue on after figuring that they have more guys than blades. Cut again to Ezio, who smiles slyly, and you hear a third SHINK as the penis blade emerges below the viewer's point of view. The guards look down, throw their weapons away, and run while Ezio then gives the target a gruesome and vaguely homoerotic stabbity death.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

*tries to wrist blade the sun* Fuck, my hand!

Actually you'd get melted much before that.

 

[Capachinola]

I like this theory. That's badass. Desmond has to assassinate the sun.

Absolutely.

 

[Disaster Button]

I've always wanted to drive my fist through the sun.

Sign me up.

 

[MariaAuditore]

One word. Badass -_-

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

gonna stab that sun with my hidden blade XD

 

[one of them]

So I wonder if we'll be playing as another ancestor or FINALLY as Desmond? It would be strange to play as Desmond being in the future and all. It'd probably turn into Splinter Cell or something. Maybe Sam Fisher is Desmond's ancestor.
:O!

 

[Rombauer]

this thread made me giggle with glee.

 

[Cmwissy]

Pounce of the moon and air assassinate the sun.


....Wait...wut

 

[Senor Smoke21]

I don't think Da Vinci's flying machine will carry Ezio that far.

Spoiler

Dammit! He can TRY!

I suppose the solar flares would give him a pretty good boost.
Gods speed Ezio...Gods speed.

 

[etherlance]

Its about time we dealt with the sun
all right guys, grab your hidden blades.......its time for a solar eclipse!!!

 

[Korten12]

havent played AC2 but that made me laugh hard. Now I cant wait for Assassins Creed 3. DAY ONE BUY!

Assassins Creed 3: The day the sun went down.

maybe they could drive the moon into the sun or another planet. D:

 

[aaronmcc]

ok Desmond I'm gonna put this red matter into your hidden blade now go stab the sun!